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Chris Douglas-Roberts 18 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2014)

Chris “Rewritable” Douglas-Roberts is a bench player for the Charlotte Bobcats. This is a significant step-up from his previous role, which was “out of the league”. He was good for like a month with the Nets and maybe 2 or 3 games with the Bucks, but after that he just kind of died. Maybe he…

Mason Plumlee 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/21/2014)

Excuse me while I reflect upon the gross injustice of my life. Okay, I’m back. It is absurdly unfair that Mason Plumlee gets to dunk, but I don’t. He’s not a better person than I am. It’s not like he single-handedly saved a bunch of orphans from a burning orphanage, and that’s why he gets…

Ryan Kelly 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2014)

If you pay attention to trivial sports news like any good sports fan, you may have seen a recent headline that grabbed a few people’s attention for a small amount of time: “Metta World Peace Compares Ryan Kelly To Kevin Durant”. This might seem outlandish until you read what Metta World Peace thinks about other…

Corey Brewer 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2014)

How does Corey Brewer survive the notoriously cold Minnesota winters? He’s so emaciated that he would probably freeze to death just stepping outside. Even the vaunted long underwear-tshirt-sweater-jacket combo probably wouldn’t provide enough protection from the bitter temperatures, and he would enter a hypothermic coma within seconds. One day we’re going to see a sad…

Chris Kaman 28 Points/17 Rebounds/6 Assists Full Highlights

The start of the Lakers game against the Suns was a perfect microcosm of Chris Kaman’s existence. He took a ton of shots and played absolutely no defense. That’s what he does usually, but this time it was especially pronounced. When that ball touches his hands, he almost always looks to score. Sometimes he’ll look…

Enes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2014)

The wholly depressing Jazz season is coming to an end. Did anything at all go right for them this year? They lack any point guard besides a rookie and they expect Richard Jefferson to contribute. The anticipated KanFavors tandem has not worked out to the expected level, which may be the biggest reason they aren’t…

Jarvis Varnado 9 Points/6 Blocks/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/29/2014)

“Jarvis, I think you and I both know why I called you into my office today.” Jarvis looked at 76ers GM Sam Hinkie with a quizzical expression. Had he done something wrong? “I’m not following you,” he said. “Maybe this will jog your memory,” Sam said, hitting a button on his remote to turn on…

Samuel Dalembert 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/29/2014)

Wouldn’t it be cool if you got to watch all of Samuel Dalembert’s made baskets from last night? A video containing such a collection of shots would certainly brighten your day by a considerable amount. To watch an elite athlete perform at a high level in his sport of choice, why, it is doubtful that…

Ray McCallum Career High 16 Points/8 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/29/2014)

It seems like the NBA season just started, but we are rapidly approaching its end. You know what that means! Rotations start to get a little wonky and minutes begin to get doled out at random. The upshot of this? Highlights of scrubs! Yes, Ray McCallum is a scrub. The only reason he’s getting these…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 16 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/28/2014)

This is Kentavious’ second-highest scoring game of the season. Which is odd, as he has started 40 games. For being a top-10 pick this guy can’t score at all. He lost his starter’s position and most of his minutes a while back due to this problem. My personal view is that he’s not aggressive enough…