This game proves without a doubt that Corey Brewer is a being synthesized out of pure hustle. After the previous night’s game where he scored 23 points and deposited fat loads of his hustle on every corner of the court, he came into this game with plenty of hustle left in his twiglike body and…
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JaMychal Green 13 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
I knew it! I knew that when JaMychal Green scored 8 points back when he was the Spurs, that I should withhold highlights until he did a little better. What faith I had in him, that he would eventually reach double digits in scoring for an NBA team. My confidence pays off! 13 points is…
Read MoreRodney Hood 20 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
From the streets of Meridian, a kid named Rodney Every time a ho sees him, she says “Pound Me” Do not gaze upon the form of a male nude Otherwise you’re definitely one homo dude He’s an NBA rookie for the Jazz But he hasn’t forgotten how to smoke the grass Probably already better than…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 19 Points/22 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
Rudy Gobert stepped out of the taxi. He walked up to the familiar entrance of the Wells Fargo Center in Salt Lake City. Instead of entering the building, however, he stood to the side and pressed his face against the edifice of stone and steel. It wasn’t as tall as some of his favorite skyscrapers,…
Read MoreKhris Middleton Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
I’m usually a bit of a homer when it comes to Bucks players, but even I didn’t expect Khris “Khash Money” Middleton to be this good this year. He’s not even doing anything differently than last year, just taking and making more shots, while playing his usual brand of versatile defense. Here’s a bit of…
Read MoreAaron Brooks 31 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
Aaron Brooks = Derrick Rose with knees/heart? Think about it.
Read MoreIsaiah Canaan 20 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
Maybe I’m seeing things, but does Isaiah Canaan sort of look a little fat right now maybe? It might not make a huge difference, given the recent success of fatties like Kyle Lowry and Jared Sullinger, but I’m just wondering. Am I being too critical or is he actually maybe kinda tubby in this video?…
Read MoreCorey Brewer 23 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
Seventeen points in four minutes? Is that some kind of record? It might be if you forget about T-Mac scoring thirteen in 33 seconds. But this isn’t T-Mac we’re talking about. This is noted crack monster and perennial MEP (Most Emaciated Player) winner Corey Brewer. This is a guy who can score sometimes, but is…
Read MoreIsh Smith Career High 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
Both Kevin Durant and DeMarcus Cousins have called Ish Smith the fastest player in the league. Eager for some sweet tidbits like those, I interviewed a few NBA players to get their own thoughts on Ishy Azalea. John Wall: “I’m faster.” Jerami Grant: “He gave me some tips for pleasing my girl. A true homie…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
Anthony Morrow was supposed to be the savior of the Thunder while all their actual good players were injured. Not the kind of savior who wins games for his team, but the kind that scores a bunch of points to keep the fans happy. I guess I was expecting too much. He was pretty good…
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