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Dennis Schröder 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)

Dënniß ßchrööder must have been wearing his special lederhosen underneath his jersey, because he just rammed the entirety of his secret-recipe wienerschnitzel down the throats of the unresisting Miami Heat defenders. When they were done choking that down, he followed it up with a course of authentic spätzle, and for desert, a steaming pile of…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2015)

The Knicks have now won two games in a row, a happening that ranks way up there for most improbable this season. I honestly didn’t think they had more than a single win left in them. You’re watching this video, so you know how bad New York’s roster is. Just looking at it makes me…

Spencer Dinwiddie 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)

If you asked me before the season started how many minutes of highlights Spencer Dinwiddie would produce this year, I would have said “Maybe 2 or 3, if I edit it right”. It just seemed like he would be the kind of guy to get stashed in the D-League for almost the entirety of his…

Andrew Wiggins 25 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2015)

What more is there to say about Andrew Wiggins? He’s certain to be ROY, yada yada, should have been in the dunk contest, blah blah, future All-Star, whatever. Every possible angle for anything written about him has already been covered. So instead, we turn to more pertinent matters: I just had the best damn cheeseburger…

Lou Amundson 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Such is the state of the Knicks roster that Lou Amundson not only gets to play more than spot minutes, but he actually gets to start. This is only the second team where he’s gotten at least one start (he started seven for the Warriors in 2011), and it’s not just one start, but perhaps…

Mike Dunleavy 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Mike Dunleavy is allegedly a dirty player who everybody in the league absolutely despises. There are also rumors that he is a grade A douchebag off the court as well. But can you blame a guy? He’s a millionaire. Millionaires, by rule, get to do whatever they want. For 48 minutes he has to put…

Jonas Jerebko 16 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

In my last video I expressed surprise that Swedish people have a habit of putting doner kebab meat on their pizzas. I demanded an explanation for this inexplicable behavior, threatening to withhold further Jonas Jerebko highlights until a sufficient answer was given. Since I’m making these highlights and not just ignoring Jonas’ impressive performance, that…

Will Barton 22 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

“You’re not gonna believe this place, Will, the women are primed and ready to go at any time of day,” Wilson Chandler was saying as a small group of Nuggets players walked through downtown Denver. Glancing back to make sure his proclamation of the upcoming club’s promiscuous women was heard, he stopped walking. “Will, you…

Henry Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Damn, Henry Walker isn’t shy about putting threes up. Was he like this when he was still called Bill? Or is this just a product of 10-day contract uncertainty? Chucking mindlessly is one way to get the attention of the coaches, I suppose. Lucky for him that this shot-shooting infatuation of his makes it probable…

Alexis Ajinca Career High 24 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Let’s be honest with ourselves here: if Alexis Ajinca received the same minutes and leeway that Anthony Davis receives, he would put up comparable stats. Ajinca have it all: length, a smooth jumper out to the Euro three, a couple usable post moves, a rad tattoo, defensive acumen, and, most of all, Frenchness. His conditioning…