What is that I see, gleaming softly in the night? What flighty visions enchant my eyes, soothe my mind, and cleanse my heart? It’s the re-emergence of Terrence Jones! I had almost forgotten about this dude, with Donatas Motiejunas and Josh Smith being the more exciting players at his position. Terrence, has been injured for…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 25 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)
Is this what Andrea Bargnani played like when he was with Toronto? Minus the rebounds, of course. I don’t exactly remember, it was so long ago, it seems like all I have ever known is the bad version of Bargnani. This is undoubtedly the version of Bargs that the Knicks thought they were getting (again,…
Read MoreOtto Porter 19 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)
The highlight maker’s quandary: do I watch my team (extra credit to however can figure out which one it is), or make highlights for my legions of adoring fans? Factors to consider: I want to see Michael Carter-Williams play, there were 14 games tonight and lots of highlights to do, and is it even possible…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2015)
It will be interesting to see what Enes Kanter does to OKC’s defense. Having a PF like Ibaka is pretty much the ideal situation for him to be in, since Ibaka can defend the paint and cover ground while Kanter stumbles around aimlessly, perpetually failing to protect the rim or play help defense. It seems…
Read MoreJason Richardson 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Don’t even watch this video. Search for Jason Richardson dunk contest highlights instead. Believe me, they will provide much more enjoyment than this. This just makes me sad.
Read MoreJohn Henson 21 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
You might expect John Henson to step into the role the Bucks have been grooming him for, now that Larry Sanders has chosen Kush over basketball. Not unreasonable to think that he could elevate his play and become the Bucks’ starting center of the future. It is not to be. Zaza Pachulia is not the…
Read MoreElijah Millsap 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Elijah Millsap has begun the long, arduous journey of crawling out from the underneath the shadow of his more successful, higher-paid brother. The darkness which had seemed so impenetrable just a year ago is now brightening to a sort of dusky gray. Somewhere in the far distance, the sun shines, but Elijah has never experienced…
Read MoreQuincy Pondexter Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Quincy “Q-Pon” Pondexter has returned to the city that first gave him a chance in the NBA, New Orleans. After a few years as a valued role-player in Memphis, he mysteriously began to suck a huge amount of ass this year, which prompted a trade to the Pelicans. Now, not only is he un-sucking himself,…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas 18 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
To the dismay of Lithuanians everywhere (but mostly in Lithuania), Terrence Jones has come back from his injury to displace Donatas Motiejunas from the starting lineup. However, to the delight of Lithuanians everywhere, Dwight Howard is still out, which means that Donuts still gets to start, albeit at center instead of power forward. So the…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
“What do you mean I am no longer the most popular French NBA center!?” Rudy yelled, slamming his fist on the desk in front of him. “I’m sorry, Monsieur Gobert, I’m sorry!” whimpered a small, rat-faced man. “Everybody in France still loves you, sir. Very much, sir,” he placated. “Remi, you will tell me who…
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