Disgusting. Say what you will about the NCAA as an organization, and, indeed, there a lot of things to say about them, but at least their basketball refs understand how to keep a game under control. They know the rules: when Markel Brown dunks the ball, you eject him from the game. No questions asked….
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Markel Brown 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
Sometimes players will thrive in a bad situation. Apparently Markel Brown is not one of those players. The NBA should have tried harder to get this guy in the dunk contest because I honestly don’t think he’s going to be in the league after this year. There’s simply no room in the NBA for undersized…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 26 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
If you’re watching this video because you want to see Brook Lopez splash twenty-foot set-shots (frankly the only reason why I personally would ever want to watch a Blopez video), then you’re going to have to locate different video, because this video has only one jumpshot in it, and it’s a baby jumper from inside…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
The Nets are showing some signs of life! They are now on a 1-game winning streak which, when projected out, means that they will probably make the playoffs! Also exciting to note is that Bojan Bogdanovic is on a 1-game streak of making 7 threes per game. Sadly, even if we project in the same…
Read MoreJoe Johnson 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2016)
Joe Johnson got up from his couch to answer the unexpected ringing of his doorbell. He had not been anticipating visitors, so it was probably just a solicitor. When he opened the door, though, he groaned. “Kobe warned me this would happen…” Father Time grinned a toothless grin. “You thought you could evade me forever,…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
OFFICIAL TWENTY PPG SCORERS RANKED BY HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEM POWER RANKINGS 1. Stephen Curry 2. LeBron James 3. Kevin Durant 4. Russell Westbrook 5. James Harden 6. Anthony Davis 7. Carmelo Anthony 8. Blake Griffin [POWER GAP] 9. DeMarcus Cousins 10. Jimmy Butler 11. Damian Lillard 12. Andrew Wiggins 13. Paul George…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 18 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
Andrea Bargnani tried to look inconspicuous as he loitered on the street corner in a bad part of Brooklyn. A hoodie was drawn close to his face, but he couldn’t hide his immense height, and passersby were staring at him. At least, that’s how it felt. A police car rolled by. Andrea fidgeted with his…
Read MoreShane Larkin 8 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
When was the last time a player as not good as Shane Larkin tallied 14 assists in a single contest? Turns out, pretty recently, if you happen to hold the out-of-date opinion that Ish Smith is worse than Shane Larkin. If you don’t hold that opinion, we have to go back further. Randy Foye is…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 33 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2016)
Brook Lopez, snubbed again for the All-Star game. This keeps happening, repeatedly, over and over again, even though he is one of the top centers in the league. The Nets may be in a big market, but it is not helping; they have been a joke for almost the entire duration of Brook’s tenure with…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 28 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
Quick thought experiment: how many wins would the Nets have if Brook Lopez had re-broken his fragile little feetsies on the opening tip of the first game of the season? This is assuming that they just roll with the opening-day roster and make no attempt to acquire a replacement big. Keep in mind that both…
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