Cleveland Cavaliers – Page 33

Anthony Bennett Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)

Hooray! After a mere 33 games, Anthony Bennett has scored in double figures! Hold on. Wait a minute. You’re telling me that this guy was the first overall pick? I thought he was just a random undrafted scrub! Damn, this guy sucks. Or, if he doesn’t suck, he’s just residing in Ohio’s biggest slump, currently…

Luol Deng 27 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2014)

Luol Deng must be so relieved. After years of playing 40 minutes per game and having to be accountable on the defensive end, he gets to go to a team with lower minutes requirements where he gets to run and chuck without having to play defense at all. Not everyone is so lucky to be…

Matthew Dellavedova 13 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/4/2014)

Kyrie Irving is gone. No amount of wishing will bring him back. It’s time to move forward without him. It will be difficult, but we have strength. We also have Matthew Dellavedova who, while not as flashy as the recently-deceased Kyrie, is always giving it 100 percent. Some of his teammates could take a few…

Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

After a brief period of interior turmoil, the Cavaliers are happy again. Waiters gets to come off the bench and chuck without fear of being shut out by Kyrie. No one is getting punched anymore. They might not be winning games, but you gotta take these kind of things one at a time. And Waiters…

Tristan Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

I once tried to shoot free throws using my left hand as the shooting hand. I’m a righty so it didn’t work at all. I’m talking airballs in every direction. Giving “wide left” a whole new meaning. So how on earth did Tristan Thompson manage to switch his shooting hand? No matter how screwed up…

Matthew Dellavedova 10 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2013)

Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova hasn’t really shown much so far this year. That’s to be expected of course; he’s Australian, and it takes those thusly afflicted a while to grasp the nuances of NBA basketball and how to dribble. Considering his disadvantages, it’s really amazing that he can do anything at all. He even “blocked”…

Andrew Bynum 18 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

The phone rang. Taking a break from reading mean comments about him from 76ers fans on the internet, Andrew Bynum stretched lazily to answer. “Yo” Through a chorus of unsuppressed giggling, Bynum could make out some words. “Hey man it’s me, wanna go bowling?” “Tristan, man, this wasn’t funny the first time you did it…

Dion Waiters 30 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2013)

So apparently Dion Waiters did NOT punch Kyrie Irving in the face for being a chucker who doesn’t make his teammates better. He just called him out on it. And then exchanged words with Tristan Thompson, who should learn to just stay out of other people’s business. The reason for the heated exchange? Waiters thinks…

Anderson Varejao 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/4/2013)

Dear LeBron, I hope this letter finds you well. I probably don’t need to hope, though, as things seem to be going swell for you down there in Miami. I’m very happy for your multitude of successes! Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade seem like great teammates. You may already know the reason for my correspondence,…

Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

There are some rumors swirling around that Dion Waiters fought Kyrie Irving during a players’ only meeting. As in, punches were thrown. Nobody knows exactly what happened…nobody except DownToBuck. I had three people planted in the locker room at the time of the meeting (one in a trash can, one in an air duct, and…