Draymond Green 32 Points/9 Assists/1 Lost Championship Full Highlights (6/19/2016)

In the NBA’s hibernation complex, located deep in the desolate sands of Death Valley, I flipped off the TV with satisfaction, but also with sadness. The Cavaliers had proven their tenacity with a Game 7 Finals win, but with the culmination of that tenacity also came the end of the NBA season. So enraptured had…

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Draymond Green 21 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2015)

Last year I wrote the following words in a Draymond Green description (coincidentally also for a 21-point performance, how’s that for a Halloween spook session?): “What I want is for Draymond Green to get paid a max contract by the Pistons in the offseason. That’s what I want. Why do I want that? Because we…

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Draymond Green 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (5/25/2015)

What I want is for Draymond Green to get paid a max contract by the Pistons in the offseason. That’s what I want. Why do I want that? Because we will get to see how Draymond fits into a system where Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson AKA “The Splash Bros” get replaced by Brandon Jennings…

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Draymond Green 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)

Draymond Green is one of the more alluring free agents for this coming offseason. What kind of team doesn’t want an always-angry defensive monster? Oh, and did you know that he can sometimes score the ball too? Tony Allen he is not! Or maybe he is. I’m not convinced that Draymond’s (already limited) offense will…

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Draymond Green Triple Double 16 Pts/13 Asts/11 Rebs Full Highlights (1/2/2015)

Draymond Green was billed as this kind of player coming out of college. It was basically a nice way of saying “He won’t be able to score worth crap so he will be good at the other stuff otherwise why would he even be in the league.” I did my share of ragging on Draymond…

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Draymond Green 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2014)

I used to rag on Draymond Green for being really, really bad at basketball. The shooting part at least. “Mr. 32%”. His only utility as a rookie was as a “put him in and let him create chaos” kind of guy. He’s still that kind of guy, which is great. As an added bonus, it…

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Draymond Green Career High 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2014)

There are a lot of people out there (including me) who think Mark Jackson is a bad coach. He might still be. But we have to give credit where credit is due: his insertion of Draymond Green, AKA “Mr. 33% From the Field”, into the starting lineup was a good decision. The Blake Griffin-Draymond Green…

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Draymond Green Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2014)

My rap career is proceeding apace. I just wrote this gem for Draymond Green (original content do not steal): “Chillin’, just a rookie in the league Shooting twenty percent from trey If you like to look at men’s dongs It’s an indication that you’re gay Working hard to up his game PER no longer at…

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Draymond Green Career High 16 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (5/2/2013)

“911, what is your emergency?” Draymond almost couldn’t hold in his laughter. “Yo lady, we got a fire here at Oracle Arena, send some firemen down here quick!” “Okay sir, could I have your name?” “Yeah, It’s Draymond.” His teammates were gathered around, giggling. “Okay Draymond, before we send a crew down there, tell me…

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Draymond Green Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

Draymond “21 Percent” Green has drawn a lot of ire from Golden State fans for his inadequate offensive game. He shot under 34% from the field this year. Yeah. I’d be mad too. Supposedly he’s a good defender, but I’m pretty sure that when you suck at offense people just call you a defensive specialist…

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