The Suns are not going to make the playoffs. Yeah, they might technically have a chance, but that chance is remote. It’s time to shut people down, give the fans what they really want: Jerel McNeal! And also Gerald Green! Poor Gerald has seen less and less playing time as he gets more and more…
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Gerald Green 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2015)
I have been keeping tabs on the Suns on social media. Don’t ever say DownToBuck is not tech-savvy! I like to keep track of who is saying what about the players in Phoenix. I’ve seen lots of weird opinions, lots of half-baked trade ideas, and lots of hero-worship. But one thing is really concerning me…
Read MoreGerald Green 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2014)
Gerald Green received a lot of flak for that 2-of-15 from downtown performance he had a few games back. I don’t see what the big deal is. Gerald is a great three point shooter. He doesn’t need to be open, and his whole game is based on just chucking the orange up there. Why would…
Read MoreGerald Green 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/9/2014)
Walking up to the arena, Gerald Green happened to glance at the large, lit-up letters above the main entrance. Since when had this place been called the “Fulton Homes Center”? Shrugging, he continued his way inside the building. Walking to the locker room, Gerald couldn’t help but notice the amount of promotional material for Fulton…
Read MoreGerald Green 24 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
The only thing stopping Gerald Green from being the swaggiest chucker this year is the Kobe Bryant Farewell tour. The shots that Gerald is taking this year are getting crazier and crazier, it never seems like he gets a good look unless he’s dunking it. It’s great to watch, I love it when player just…
Read MoreGerald Green 26 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
Do you want the good news or the bad news first? The good news, of course! Despair is so much easier to handle when it is preceded by joy. Gerald Green scored 26 points! That’s the good news. I’ll save the bad for until you’ve watched the video. Go on. Watch it. I’ll still be…
Read MoreGerald Green 28 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2014)
The Phoenix Suns are going to have hard time living up to the funness they displayed last year. In part because people are expecting them to be good instead of being awful, and also due to a perfect storm of contract years and Gerald Green going nutso. The West got stronger (except for OKC, RIP…
Read MoreGerald Green 19 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2014)
Let’s all take a moment to contemplate just how much of a maniac Gerald Green is when it comes to shooting. … Moment over! Hope you didn’t consider it too hard or you’re gonna find yourself with a bad headache pretty soon. Gerald Green has the utmost confidence in his jumper, somewhat justified but not…
Read MoreGerald Green 26 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/4/2014)
Gerald Green, dressed as a banana, walked into the costume party with dread. It was well-known that Miles Plumlee threw the best holiday-themed bashes, but the prospect of scores of hot girls walking around in “naughty nurse” costumes didn’t do much to brighten his mood. He hated Halloween. Why should the concept of hiding your…
Read MoreGerald Green All 57 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
If Gerald Green dunks it this hard in the NBA, imagine how hard he was dunking during the two years he spent in glorious Russia. Nothing against the guys in the Russian league, I’m sure they ball their hearts out every night, but they probably were no match for Gerald Green’s superhuman jamming prowess. In…
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