Rodney Stuckey is not an April Fool’s Day fan. A chronological list of all the biggest fools perpetrated upon him: Age 5: Cereal bowl glued to table Age 6: Told by his parents that he is adopted Age 8: His crush Cindy asks to talk with him behind the school’s tool shed, then hands him…
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Randy Foye 26 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Who do you think Randy Foye’s best bro is on the Jazz? Al Jefferson – He’s a black hole on offense, and also a black hole in terms of emotional investment. Enes Kanter – So good looking that every time you go out clubbing with him you look like a deformed maniac in comparison and…
Read MoreMo Williams 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
I have compiled a list of the worst all-stars in the last decade. Given the content of this video, it should be no surprise who appears at the top of the list. 1. Jamaal Magloire 2. Brad Miller 3. Mo Williams 4. Antoine Walker 5. Chris Kaman 6. Roy Hibbert 7. Devin Harris 8. Josh…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2013)
The NBA needs to do something about tanking. Cleveland was up by 27 at one point in the third quarter, but they lost anyway, thanks to some well-timed Luke Walton and Boobie Gibson insertions into the rotation. And I’m pretty sure Byron Scott told Tristan to cool it on the scoring after his ten-point first…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 14 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
Every Jimmer video I make gets tons of comments with people arguing about his bust status, the amount of minutes he gets, his stats, and anything else. So, viewer, if you would be so kind as to leave a comment stating one of these things, we can get a good old-fashioned internet argument going: -Jimmer…
Read MoreCarl Landry 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2013)
Once upon a time, in a land known as Sacramento, Carl Landry would score 19 points or more with regularity. But then he got traded to the Hornets and has been a bench player ever since. If I was Landry I would try to get on a team that needs a good power forward, because…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 22 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2013)
Nicolas Batum is set to make almost 11 million dollars this year. I’m not making any judgements on whether he is worth that much or not, I’m just saying that’s a ridiculously large amount of money. If I had that much money, I would probably buy: -NBA championship ring replica -A pallet of bagel chips…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 17 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2013)
J.J. “Speedy Gonzalez” Barea is pretty short for an NBA player. But you already knew that. It’s the only thing that the casual fan knows about him. But here’s some other J.J. Barea factoids: -There is a grainy video of him dunking a basketball on a ten foot rim in pregame warmups -He was once…
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