Washington Wizards – Page 33

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2016)

For being a semi-recent 3rd overall pick, it doesn’t seem like there are a ton of people who are excited that Otto Porter is finally putting together a good stretch of games. Like, really almost none at all. I’m not even excited, even though I get excited for Garrett Temple all the time. Is it…

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Now that Otto Porter is back from his thigh injury, he has reclaimed his basketball talents from Garrett Temple, who had temporarily stolen them in order to further his own basketball career. The rightful state of things has been restored; Otto Porter is an improving young player, and Garrett Temple is a guy who can’t…

Jarell Eddie 12 Points Wizards Debut Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

OFFICIAL WAYS I THOUGHT YOU COULD SPELL JARELL EDDIE’S FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 1. Jerrell 2. Jerelle 3. Jahrell 4. Jarrel 5. Jarel 6. Jahrelle POWER GAP 23. Djarehl POWER-ER GAP 43. Jarell

Garrett Temple 20 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

This is the third straight twenty-point game for one Garrett Temple, who, prior to this streak, had never scored twenty points in the NBA except during shootaround. Are we sure that Temple hasn’t stolen the basketball talents of teammate Otto Porter ala the Monstars? Think about it. It makes sense. When was the last time…

Garrett Temple Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)

Garrett Temple lay in his bed, fuming with anger as he stared at his iPhone screen. He and performed a search on YouTube for his name, expecting to see perhaps some clips of his college days or his few NBA dunks. What he found was ostensibly better, but also much worse. “Career high 18 points?…

Marcin Gortat 27 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)

Out of respect for the territory of a certain Polish highlight compiler, I have refrained from doing all that many Marcin Gortat videos the past few years. I only made a single one all of last season, because I am respectful and honorable man. That policy is no longer in effect, starting now. From now…

Jared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

“Dear DTB, I was happy to see a highlight video of my previous 19-point performance. I know that you can be counted on to cast a light on my notable on-court exploits. However, my happiness quickly soured into curdling disappointment when I saw that my personal letter to you, a letter which whose words were…

Garrett Temple Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

I’m pretty sure the Wizards commentators are the least-excited commentators in all of professional sports. I understand that Garrett Temple scoring a career-high largely by undertaking crazy drives to the basket is not that exciting, but you could at least mention the fact that he has never before scored this many points in an NBA-sanctioned…

Kelly Oubre 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2015)

The Wizards aren’t going to make the playoffs. That dream is dead, I don’t care how early it is in the season. Even if they managed to improve enough to snag the 8th seed or whatever, they’ll still get stomped by the Cavs. I’m not advocating tanking or anything. I’m just saying, why not put…

Gary Neal 24 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Gary “Kobe 0.6” Neal is continuing to play well and continuing to make me look like a fool for hating on him constantly for the past four years. I could gloat over his career-low assist percentage, but it would feel a little petty given that he’s currently nailing 45% of his three-pointers, so there should…