March 2013 – Page 10

Anthony Davis 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2013)

The New Orleans Hornets are the next San Antonio Spurs. Hear me out on this one. Anthony Davis = Tim Duncan. No surprises there. Greivis Vasquez = Tony Parker. Tony may be a bit better, but Greivis is Venezuelan. Can’t beat that. Eric Gordon = Manu Ginobili. This is a bit of a stretch. Replace…

Tobias Harris 17 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/12/2013)

How is T-12 doing as the replacement of D-12 in Orlando? Pretty good, maybe even better. He even did his best Dwight impersonation, putting up a center-esque stat line of 17 points, 15 rebounds, and 3 blocks. One of the blocks was so sickening that I hesitated to even include in these highlights. How can…

Kosta Koufos Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Kosta “Greek Salad” Koufos is the starting center for the Denver Nuggets. This is notable because they are paying fan-favorite JaVale McGee a ton of money only to be his backup. So Koufos must be pretty good, right? I’d say so. He scored the first 13 points for the Nuggets last night. Only a player…

Hamed Haddadi Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Hamed Haddadi played a bunch of years with the Grizzlies and never really did much of anything. If I were him I would’ve played in whatever domestic league Iran has, I’m sure he would be Shaq-esque. On the other hand, the pay for being a bench warmer is still really good. I wish I could…

Wes Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

One of the best ways to tank is to get a talented yet undeveloped player, play him thirty minutes a game, and tell him to take all the shots. This accomplishes two things – you lose most of your games, because the player taking all of your shots is horrible, and you develop your raw…

Enes Kanter 14 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Enes Kanter. The 3rd overall pick. It says something that performances like this one are on the upper end of the spectrum for him. I’m not gonna say he’s a bust. He’s just had his development horribly stunted by the Jazz’s horrible coaching staff. Any other team would have played enough to get the kinks…

Spencer Hawes 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Poor Philadelphia. They had a rousing playoff run last year, and this year decided to put all their chips on Andre Bynum. Well, it turned out that Bynum has knees that resemble a Philly Cheesesteak more than any human joint. So that’s too bad. They really suck now, and even if Bynum came back today…

Thaddeus Young 26 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

Thaddeus awoke to the smell of cooked beef in a bed that was not his own. Opening his eyes slowly, they were greeted by an indistinct haze. “Where…where am I?” A beautiful nymph, clad in gossamer, emerged from the mist to his side. “Hello Thaddeus. Although you do not remember it, you have endured many…

DeMarcus Cousins 24 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

DeMarcus Cousins is well known for his proclivity in collecting techs. He’s a good enough player, I guess, but at this rate, when he retires, all people will remember is how much of a hothead he was. It’s the defining characteristic of his game. So against the Bucks he was having a dynamite game, 24…