Cole Aldrich isn’t good at many things, so, in order to portray him in a positive manner, I have invented a stat which he can lead the league in: Shoulder Width/Head Size Ratio. Just look at those shoulders. Did he have a plastic surgeon stick in some silicone shoulder implants? With those babies he could…
Read MoreDay: December 25, 2014
Nikola Mirotic 13 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2014)
Nikola Mirotic stared blankly at the flickering, flashing TV in front of him. His eyes saw the pointless images on the screen, but his brain did not comprehend them. Instead, his mind dwelled, as it had for the entire preceding week, on loneliness and homesickness. Yes, the Bulls had won the Christmas game in front…
Read MoreWesley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2014)
You can sometimes tell that these national commentators don’t really know what’s going on. That’s fine, I guess. It’s hard to keep track of all the players, even I mess up sometimes. So I can forgive whoever it was for saying that Wes Johnson is a young player who is expected to get better. He…
Read MoreCory Joseph 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/25/2014)
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all received everything on your lists, and maybe a little extra too! (If you know what I mean, hehehe). But you’re not done yet! There is still one more gift to be presented. This one is unwrapped; its nature makes it unwrappable. You close your eyes, eager with anticipation….
Read MoreMatt Bonner 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/25/2014)
I was enjoying Christmas with my cat Japurri and a bag of flamin’ hot cheetos when there was a knock on my door. I got up to see who my visitor was, hoping secretly that it was that cute latina chick who lives above me, but there was nobody there. However, I did glance down…
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