March 2015 – Page 15

Justin Holiday Career High 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

I am totally in support of Kerr’s decision to rest all his good players (though listening to the Warriors’ commentator’s mental gymnastics trying to justify it is still funny). I don’t care about the integrity of the game or being fresh/unfresh for the playoffs or crapping on the fans or any of that stuff. I…

Enes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Looking back on it, I actually sorta liked Enes Kanter shooting threes. It was like Mehmet Okur unretired after putting on some weight. They weren’t the most devestating offensive weapon in history, but it was fun. That’s what basketball is supposed to be about, right? Fun? Someone correct me if I’m wrong. The fun is…

Doug McDermott 13 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)

Transcending Ions Mechanically, Hardaway Attains Rapid Deification, Ascending While Astral Yearning Juxtaposes Ritually .

Corey Brewer 25 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)

This game proves without a doubt that Corey Brewer is a being synthesized out of pure hustle. After the previous night’s game where he scored 23 points and deposited fat loads of his hustle on every corner of the court, he came into this game with plenty of hustle left in his twiglike body and…

JaMychal Green 13 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)

I knew it! I knew that when JaMychal Green scored 8 points back when he was the Spurs, that I should withhold highlights until he did a little better. What faith I had in him, that he would eventually reach double digits in scoring for an NBA team. My confidence pays off! 13 points is…

Rodney Hood 20 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)

From the streets of Meridian, a kid named Rodney Every time a ho sees him, she says “Pound Me” Do not gaze upon the form of a male nude Otherwise you’re definitely one homo dude He’s an NBA rookie for the Jazz But he hasn’t forgotten how to smoke the grass Probably already better than…

Rudy Gobert 19 Points/22 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2015)

Rudy Gobert stepped out of the taxi. He walked up to the familiar entrance of the Wells Fargo Center in Salt Lake City. Instead of entering the building, however, he stood to the side and pressed his face against the edifice of stone and steel. It wasn’t as tall as some of his favorite skyscrapers,…

Khris Middleton Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)

I’m usually a bit of a homer when it comes to Bucks players, but even I didn’t expect Khris “Khash Money” Middleton to be this good this year. He’s not even doing anything differently than last year, just taking and making more shots, while playing his usual brand of versatile defense. Here’s a bit of…

Aaron Brooks 31 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)

Aaron Brooks = Derrick Rose with knees/heart? Think about it.