The Suns are not going to make the playoffs. Yeah, they might technically have a chance, but that chance is remote. It’s time to shut people down, give the fans what they really want: Jerel McNeal! And also Gerald Green! Poor Gerald has seen less and less playing time as he gets more and more…
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Erick Green 11 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2015)
I haven’t been doing enough highlights of total scrubs lately. Nikola Vucevic? Nicolas Batum? David Lee? Andrew Wiggins? Tarik Black? These people are near All-Stars. Highlights of good players was never the point of this channel. Looking at my own recent videos makes me sick. I thought about doing Al Horford highlights tonight. Can you…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 15 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/4/2015)
Where’s Tommy Heinsohn when you need him? His commentary style is equal parts annoying homer crap and semi-entertaining old-guy rambling, but him freaking out after a Marcus Smart game-winner is just what I needed after a tough Bucks loss. Instead we get some random dude who I don’t even know who he is but I…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2015)
Blowouts are always the saddest type of game to watch. The announcers of the blown-out team get more and more withdrawn from the game until by the end they are either just talking about random crap or hardly saying much at all. This game was a blowout almost from the opening tip, so we get…
Read MoreAron Baynes 18 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)
That’s two eighteen point games in a row for The Big Baynger. It is time for Australians to forget about Matthew Dellavedova. That guy sucks now. You can also forget about Dante Exum and Joe Ingles. Those guys blow. Andrew Bogut = lame. Australians should direct all of their nationalistic enthusiasm towards the new face…
Read MoreO.J. Mayo 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2015)
The hype that O.J. Mayo had coming out of high school is officially over. Over. OFFICIALLY. He regained some of it during his kinda-promising stint in Dallas, but Milwaukee has sapped all the hype out of him and replaced it with body fat. Now he’s just a guy who can score in bunches, sometimes, but…
Read MoreJonas Jerebko 17 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)
It is not well-known in basketball circles that Jonas Jerebko, before becoming a world-famous basketball player, was a prominent local musician in his hometown of Kinna, Sweden. Playing guitar for the band Gorbath, he joined up with local powerhouse drummer Fredrik Bergqvist to create a pummeling assault that reached back to the country’s old-school roots…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)
Enes Kanter couldn’t help it. He was crying again. These tears, like those preceding them, were shed in memory of Jesseca, the cheerleader that Enes had left behind in Utah. The droplets, each one filled with more emotion than one man could possibly hold inside, splashed onto the piece of fancy stationery which lay in…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)
Thaddeus “The Mad Thadder” Young has benefited greatly from his recent change of scenery. It turns out that he’s not really suited to be a first option on a team, as was discovered both in his last year in Philly and his short stint in Minnesota. Playing with legit good players, the kind of players…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)
Jonas Valanciunas stared at his TV in confusion. A smorgasbord of snacks lay forgotten on the coffee table in front of him; tortilla chips, buffalo wings, and mini red velvet muffins alike went uneaten as the large Lithuanian struggled to comprehend the onscreen action. His fifty-inch plasma TV displayed a scene of utter chaos as…
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