Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe is another one of those players who has that weird hairstyle that’s like a bleached mohawk or something. I’m not too terribly up-to-date with the latest in hairstyle trends so I apologize if there’s a name for it that I’m not aware of. All I know is that it sort of…
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Garrett Temple Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
Garrett Temple lay in his bed, fuming with anger as he stared at his iPhone screen. He and performed a search on YouTube for his name, expecting to see perhaps some clips of his college days or his few NBA dunks. What he found was ostensibly better, but also much worse. “Career high 18 points?…
Read MoreLance Thomas 24 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
DownToBuck is always striving to provide the best possible highlight experience for fans. To that end, I have tried something new for this video. To paint a clearer picture of how a given player is performing, I am going to try showing all of their shot attempts, not just the ones they make. In this…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 26 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
Another typical Nikola Vucevic game: 13 of 19 from the field, no threes attempted, no free throws attempted. Is there something wrong with him where he doesn’t want to ever receive contact? For the amount of shots he attempts that aren’t threes, you’d think he would at least sometimes get to the line. I’m not…
Read MoreZach LaVine 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
We have officially seen it all from Zach LaVine. We’ve seen him get hot from the perimeter before. We’ve seen him dunk it before. We’ve seen him pass it before. But have we seen him drive from the perimeter to finish before? Yeah, we have. But not in such a concentrated way as displayed in…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 18 Points/1 Tooth Lost Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC CONTENT If you’re the squeamish sort of person, you may want to skip watching this video entirely. Hell, even if you’re not. Only the most mentally ill individuals will be able to watch this without feeling sick. I myself feel tainted after having made this video. I fear the taint will linger…
Read MoreMarcin Gortat 27 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
Out of respect for the territory of a certain Polish highlight compiler, I have refrained from doing all that many Marcin Gortat videos the past few years. I only made a single one all of last season, because I am respectful and honorable man. That policy is no longer in effect, starting now. From now…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 11 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
With all the talk of “Scott Skiles hates rookies” this and “Scott Skiles ruins every young talent he gets his hands on because he would rather play Channing Frye” that, it was kind of surprising to see Mario Hezonja get 20 minutes in tonight’s close game against the Knicks. Not only that, but it looked…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2015)
It is time for the next installment of my continuing series where I revisit old video descriptions and laugh at how stupid my opinions were! This episode we deal with Khris Middleton, who managed to get a highlight video made of him while he was withering away on the Detroit Pistons: “Khris “K-Mid” Middleton is…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 21 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2015)
Kenneth “Fareak” Faried: good power forward? It’s hard to say. His advanced stats point to him being good. Since advanced stats are, by definition, more advanced than normal stats, they are a good thing to use when you want to determine the goodness of a player. But even his normal stats also look good. He…
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