Based on my extensive knowledge of British demographics, I have totalled the various types of people who attended yesterday’s game in London:
-2,000 chavs
-500 chavettes
-1,200 football hooligans
-300 Polish people who stole all the jobs
-5,000 posh totties
-3,000 scousers
-700 tories
-too many Pakis
-1 cheeky cunt
-0 people who know who Cory Joseph is