Giannis eagerly tore apart the packaging in which was enclosed his new blender. The cardboard and plastic material was no match for his excitement to finally begin making smoothies at home. In no time at all, the blender was in parts on his countertop. Sticking out his tongue in concentration, Giannis wondered how the parts…
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Joe Young 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
Whenever I hear the name “Joe Young”, all I ever think of is Sam Young, the little-used and little-known player whose last season in the league was in 2012-13 with Indiana, coincidentally my first year making highlight videos. I looked him up and last I can tell, he was dropping 20 PPG all over some…
Read MoreJared Sullinger 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
Are you allowed to say “Jesus” as an oath on television? Because Tommy Heinsohn just totally did it (0:49) and I haven’t heard about him getting fired or anything. Mike Gorman tried to cover up the “Jesus” with some play-by-play but you can still totally tell what he’s saying. Rules for TV are different than…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 16 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
Spencer Hawes is broken. He is shooting under 40% this year, just like he did last year with the Clippers. He has historically been an okay offensive player, so why is he regressing so badly right when he’s supposed to be entering his prime? Does he really need to be a full-time 30-MPG starter to…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 20 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
I huddle in the darkness, concealed in a filing cabinet located in the visitor’s locker room at the Staples Center. If my hunch is correct, any moment now, Manu Ginobili will arrive to begin his pregame treatments. Already I can hear the trainers getting tape and ice packs ready for the Spurs players. Almost as…
Read MoreMyles Turner 31 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
Was the 2015 draft absolutely the sickest in terms of big man talent or what? Over the last three games Myles Turner has looked like a total stud sandwich with a mondo side helping of stud french fries, but he’s not the only big dude who’s storming the NBA like Vikings storming Anglia in the…
Read MoreJerian Grant 13 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
A disturbing amount of assists in the video take the form of “imma drive into the paint oh damn its crowded in here turn around and throw it back out to that big who is just hanging out back there wow he canned the jumper”. He also had some nicer ones, but since I’m a…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 11 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
JaVale McGee has been injured for the entire time I have been doing end-of-season dunk compilations. This is kind of a tragedy, since one of the main goals of that project was to show the prowess of the league’s best dunkers in a sensory-overloading manner. But can it really be a display of the NBA’s…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 26 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
How is Chandler Parsons dealing with these new developments? http://imgur.com/a/uLxmU
Read MoreAvery Bradley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
There are too many non-midrange-jumpers in this video. I don’t know about you guys, but when I want to watch Avery Bradley highlights, it’s because I want to watch midrange jumpers. There are no other reasons for wanting to watch Avery Bradley highlights. This video starts off good, with Avery Bradley hitting two midrange jumpers,…
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