Since being inserted into the starting lineup, Dwight Powell has really shown why he is the superior Powell of the NBA. While Norman Powell can barely get minutes after getting gifted a huge-ass contract, Dwight provides excellent rim-running and lob-catching abilities for a reasonable price. The Mavericks aren’t exactly winning a ton of games with…
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Dennis Smith Jr. 16 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
I think this is the best passing performance we have seen from Dennis Smith Jr., and it’s probably not close. The other times he’s had big assist games, it’s because he’s making dinky perimeter passes while Wesley Matthews cans threes. This game, he was throwing LOBS. Hella LOBS. He was throwing lobs to everybody: Dwight…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
I know this is pretty much totally unrelated to anything to do with Yogi Ferrell, the Dallas Mavericks, or the modern NBA, but I want to apologize for not making highlights of Jerome Dyson scoring 24 points on April 18, 2012. I hadn’t started my channel yet, but there was no reason I shouldn’t have…
Read MoreJae Crowder 15 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Jae Crowder is probably glad to get out of Cleveland. Nobody really liked him there. LeBron probably yelled at him all the time and the fans obviously thought he was trash (because he kinda was). Now he gets a fresh start in a small market where everybody’s polite. Even if continues to play like trash…
Read MoreJames Ennis 14 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
A lot of players have started putting “II”, “III”, or “Jr.” at the end of their names, and I don’t know if I’m supposed to include those things with their name or not. James Ennis was always just James Ennis until this year, when he suddenly became “James Ennis III”. Did he only just realize…
Read MoreCedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
“Yo, my man,” LeBron said, walking up to Cedi Osman, who was sitting in his locker, and exchanging some dap. “You remember what the plan is for tonight?” Cedi scrunched up his face in thought. “I think so. We’re gonna…we’re gonna ruin Paul Pierce’s jersey retirement!” LeBron smiled. “Damn straight we are. And all those…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Terry Rozier didn’t so himself any favors in his quest to shoot 40% from the field when he went 1-of-11 in the Celtics’ last game, against the Pacers, but he made up for that headache-inducing shooting performance by shooting exactly 40% from the field in this one, 6-of-15. Remember, 40% is the official line between…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
OFFICIAL REASONS WHY REGGIE BULLOCK ONLY SCORED TWO POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF POWER RANKINGS: 1. Blake Griffin disrupting team chemistry 2. Stan Van Gundy’s schemes are stupid 3. Hawks organist playing distracting organ ditties nonstop 4. James Ennis stealing Bullock’s minutes 5. Ish Smith isn’t really that great 6. “Weird” tacos eaten before the…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
I can’t decide if Bojan Bogdanovic is more of a “Crobe” or a “CroBron”. The problem is, he’s not really all that similar to either of those players, but I’m not about to diss him by having his nickname be a comparison to someone crappy like Mitch Richmond or Tom Chambers. Those dudes weren’t crappy,…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 21 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
How is Lithuania doing in the Winter Olympics? Are they winning? Do they usually win? I hope they’re winning, if only to make Jonas Valanciunas happy. I admit, I’m paying exactly zero attention to the festivities this year, because I don’t think Ice Basketball is a sport yet, but I just thought I’d ask. Lithuania…
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