December 8, 2018 – Page 2

Kyle Anderson 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Kyle Anderson fits into an archetype that is rare to find in the NBA: a stat-stuffing player who doesn’t really stuff the stats. He’s capable of scoring, rebounding, assisting, stealing, and blocking, and he often does all of those things in a single game, but never at a volume that is really notable. A 10/10/4/2/2…

Jordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

I’ve given so little thought to the 6MOTY of the year race that I can’t even recall who the possible candidates are. Perhaps it’s too early in the season for me to even be thinking about such things; injuries happen all the time, and sixth men can be pressed into a starting role at a…

Alec Burks 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Alec Burks had been shooting poorly to start his Cavaliers tenure (16 of 47 through his first four games), but all past sins have been undone by this game, which ties a season high in points for him and ties a CAREER high in assists. Maybe he’s finally gotten used to the different layout of…

Marvin Bagley 17 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Maybe I’m just a huge dumbass, but I didn’t realize Marvin Bagley’s listed height is six foot eleven. He doesn’t look that tall and he doesn’t play like he’s that tall. Was hair included in that height measurement? Because his hair easily adds two or three inches to the top of his head, and it…

Mike Muscala 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

I would like to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY to Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala, the Phildelphia 76ers organization, and all fans of either entity for the shameful actions of the night of November 17, 2018. On that night, Mike “The Musc Ox” Muscala scored nineteen points against the Suns. That point total was, and still…

Bam Adebayo Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Bam “Slam” Adebayo notched a career-high tonight. “Yeah that’s great DTB, I see that right in the title of the video, that’s the first thing I look at when decided whether or not to watch a video, so why don’t you give us some actual enlightening content you degenerate cretin?” you think. So let me…

Jonas Valanciunas 24 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Jonas Valanciunas’ minutes per game have gone down ever since his second year in the league. That’s the bad news. The good news is, his points per game have stayed about the same. Obviously, that means he’s getting better at scoring as he adds more years to his resume. And he’s being rewarded for his…

Bojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Bojan Bogdanovic: number one option on the Pacers since Victor Oladipo got injured? I’m not sure if the concept of “number one option” exists on the Pacers right now, but if it does, I’m just going to go ahead and say that he is it. Who else would it even be? Bogdanovic might not seem…

Joakim Noah 13 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Joakim Noah is back! I don’t if he ever really “left”, because he didn’t actually miss a whole season, but it had certainly been a while since we saw him. He had played actual minutes as recently as January last year for the Knicks, and we’re not even out of 2018 yet, so it’s not…

Lauri Markkanen 24 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

In the process of gathering material for the composition of this description, I ventured over to Wikipedia to check out Lauri Markkanen’s article. But not his English-language entry. The one in Finnish. Because I want to know what actual Finnish people think about him. I was like “how hard could it be, reading Finnish, it’s…