Gorgui Dieng 8 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/22/2014)

Gorgui Dieng is one of those players who you see playing in college and you think “damn that guy looks pretty big and his defensive potential is probably so sick I want him on my team thank you”. And then you never hear about him again because he sucks and his only skill is being…

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Mike Scott Career High 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2014)

Mike Scott took a good look at himself in the mirror. As always, he scrutinized every part of his face. After all, he was going to be on TV, and there was no point going out there looking like a hobo. As he smoothed his hair, a voice from above his head startled him. “Hey,…

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Ish Smith Career High 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

Ish Smith sat serenely in the sand, letting the desert sun warm his cool body. Here, he could attain peace of mind and equilibrium of body, with nothing but the sky to keep him company. The peyote was taking effect. Behind his eyes, colorful visions intertwined, slowly coalescing into recognizable shapes and forms. Ish could…

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Enes Kanter 25 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

I am getting a little annoyed here. NBA box scores are supposed to be accurate representations of what actually occurred in the game. However, inaccuracies are introduced when scorekeepers are too busy drinking fair-trade coffee or checking out that cutie hipster chick in the fourth row to reliably watch the game. Yeah, I’m calling you…

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Kent Bazemore Career High 15 Points/4 Assists/1 Lakers Debut Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore seems to be enjoying the change of scenery in LA, scoring a career-high fifteen points in his first outing donning the Lakers’ purple and gold. A Steve Blake for Bazed God/Mar$wag Brooks trade, on the surface, doesn’t seem to be a trade that affects either team’s destiny too much, but a…

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Victor Oladipo 30 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

Who would’ve thought that the most exciting game of the night would be a matchup between a disappointing Knicks team and a tanking Magic team? I bet you looked at that Suns-Spurs game and thought “Wow two high-powered west offenses, should be cool, I think that will be the game I watch tonight”. How stupid…

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Jonas Valanciunas 18 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

Jonas Valanciunas sat on his ratty old couch, huddled up in blankets, closely shaven head peeking out like a meerkat from its hole. His heater had gone out again, and the Canadian winter was harsh and unforgiving. His television, however, was still in perfect working order, and it cast a bluish-white glow over the otherwise…

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Andre Drummond 20 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

Andre Drummond really needs to work on his free throw shooting. Really really. 0 for 8 is unacceptable. I don’t care how many dunks he can throw down. If he can’t make teams pay for fouling him then eventually he’s gonna get hacked every time. Don’t bring up Shaq as an example of a successful…

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Nate Wolters 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2014)

The Bucks did it. They managed to make it all the way past the trade deadline without trading any of their best players for crappy rentals. Don’t try to tell me that losing Gary Neal and Luke Ridnour is in any way a bad thing. They weren’t good fits for the Bucks. Jeff Adrien, on…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points/4 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/20/2014)

How long until we see Giannis get the coveted 5-by-5 (5 or more of all the good stuff in a single game)? It probably won’t be this year. This game was the closest he got, and he was still a rebound, an assist, two blocks and three steals away. But I bet he can do…

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