One of the great things about being an American is that you are granted certain rights, guaranteed by a little piece of paper, maybe you’ve heard of it, it’s called the Constitution. Sorry Euros, enjoy getting arrested for sending a vaguely racist tweet while I exercise my freedom by buying assault rifles and burning bibles….
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
What the heck is T.J. McConnell doing? He had a chance at basketball immortality, until he threw it all away, and for what, a couple of extra points on free throws? What a joke. Especially when your whole team is propping you up on your quest to be the guy who played the most minutes…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 23 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)
There is no reason that Andrew Bargnani, RIGHT NOW, could not score 15 points a game. No reason. Look at the teammates he’s playing with! The offensive cupboards, as they say, are bare. Scoring the ball has become a burdensome chore for the Nets. Easy solution: just feed Bargs the ball like they did when…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2015)
It might seem a little weird to you that Marvin Williams AKA “Warvin Milliams” is currently having his best season in half a decade. An old man like him should be withering into the obscure dust of time, not experiencing a career revitalization. Then you remember that he entered the league at age 19 and…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2015)
After my original source in the Hayward family sadly passed away, I was not able to obtain and publish a copy of Gordon Hayward’s Christmas list last year. Luckily, I have made contact with another insider, who was more than happy to cooperate in exchange for total anonymity. Thanks Uncle Chuck! Here’s the list: -Summoning…
Read MoreKevin Martin 37 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2015)
DTB’s Fun* Fact of the Day*: Kevin Martin made 14 field goals tonight against the Lakers, tying the most he’s ever made in a game. His 3 made free throws, however, come in 20 short of his personal best. *DTB’s Fun Fact of the Day not guaranteed to be fun or daily, but is guaranteed…
Read MoreAlex Len Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2015)
With Tyson Chandler silently being really disappointing this season for the Suns and now getting injured because he skipped leg day, someone needed to step up and fill the gaping defensive hole left in his wake. We all know which guy it was who stepped up: Jon Leuer! Jon Leuer has been excellent, thrust into…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns 26 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2015)
It seems like Andrew Wiggins is the forgotten man in Minnesota right now. He’s scoring over 20 per contest, making significant strides as a basketball player and coming closer to attaining the projections that many had for him, and now, the only thing anyone can talk about is Karl-Anthony Towns. What gives? NBA fans must…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 24 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
I’m still reeling a little bit from when I found out that C.J. Miles scored forty points in a game that one time. I still have yet to see video evidence of this accomplishment, so, to maintain my failing grip on the sheer cliff-face of sanity, I’m moving ahead with the notion that maybe it…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
“Dear Father, It has been too long since I last wrote to you. The distance between us is great, but I should not have also let our closeness grow further apart. Enclosed is a check for you and mama. You can use it to buy presents for my brothers and sisters. They are a little…
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