Damn, this video would have looked so different that year Andrew Bogut was dominating in Milwaukee. So different. He’s a garbage man now; there is no need for his offensive “talents” on a team with Klay Thompson and some other guy on it. Listen to me, getting all nostalgic about crappy Bogut post-ups. Those things…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 24 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
C.J. McCollum has earned the coveted NBA role of “guy who gets to shoot it whenever he wants, no questions asked”. Most players, it takes years of effort, and years of decent production to achieve this. C.J. laughs at these other players. All he had to do was show some flashes of promise at the…
Read MoreCorey Brewer 22 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
DownToBuck is known for writing a lot of crap in these description boxes. Lots of it. A never-ending torrent of it. Which means, sometimes, simply by the laws of averages or something, he’ll end up being right sometimes! Like when he wrote these words near the beginning of Corey Brewer’s tenure with the Rockets: “Rockets…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 17 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
Down under, mate. Matthew Dellavedova is didgeridoo abo Sydney Opera House. When he kangaroo internet-censorship, the Cavaliers are Foster’s gasoline-sniffing noice. Boomerang. No one expected that he would NBL prison-colony vegemite sandwich. If Matthews, instead, Burke and Wills shrimp on the barbie mate, there would be a backlash in the form of high-cost-of-living small-tits-are-illegal Cyclone…
Read MoreMarcus Thornton 32 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
Marcus Thornton is always good for one of these random super-hot games per season, it seems. Usually bookended by lots of single-digit scoring nights and straight up DNP-CDs. This is that game for Marcus. He will now, regretfully, be not that good for the rest of the year, just as he was not that good…
Read MoreGary Neal 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)
Since I usually only say negative things about Gary Neal because I grew to hate him during his time with the Bucks (on a deeply personal level, not on just a player-fan relationship level), in this description I will only say good things about Gary Neal. I have even compiled a list of his positive…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)
At the end of this video, the Pelicans commentator who isn’t Joel Meyers is in total disbelief that Kelly Olynyk could drop 21 on his team. After making subtle jabs the whole game, he is probably frustrated that the dude who is supposed to suck just scored a bunch of points. So he casts a…
Read MoreZach LaVine 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)
I love it when a really bad rookie, instead of continuing to be really bad and falling out of the league, makes improvements to his game and becomes a contributor in their second year. In this case, our success story is Zach Lavine. What are the improvements that Zach made, you ask? It’s actually just…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/7/2015)
Friendly reminder for all my Toronto viewers out there: you could have had Andre Drummond instead of Terrence Ross. I could gloat some more, but, actually, I’m sorry. That was uncalled for on my part. The reality of the situation is that Andre had huge questions marks heading into the draft and there is something…
Read MoreDevin Booker 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2015)
This Eddie Johnson jack-off sesh with Devin Booker is getting a little weird now. Eddie Johnson being the Suns’ color (add -ed to the previous word for some racism!) guy, of course. He just won’t ever shut up about Devin Booker and how good he is going to be/is right now. I’m surprised he can…
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