No one likes Jeff Green. Not anymore. He probably had some fans when he was on the Thunder/Sonics, and maybe a few when he was Boston, but those stints were a long time ago. Any of the potential he had when he was drafted 5th overall is gone, dried up under the withering desert sun…
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Jeff Green 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
Clippers fans are getting a taste of the inconsistency issues that have led to Jeff Green getting traded at the deadline about ten times. He’s had games of 18, 22, and 23 points, but he’s also put up two goose eggs along with some other single-digit games that are unacceptable for a player billed as…
Read MoreJeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
Jeff Green: better than Blake Griffin? Let’s analyze the facts in several key areas. Number of dunks this year: Green has dunked it 36 times this year, a number that is greater than Griffin’s 34. Advantage: Green Quality of dunks this year: I’ve looked at a bunch of Griffin dunks this year, and they kind…
Read MoreJeff Green 29 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2016)
It is a cold Sunday morning, and I enter the cozy coffee shop quickly, grateful for the rush of warmth that greets me as I open the door. Approaching the counter, I order my usual beverage while dutifully ignoring the flirtatious mannerisms of the counter girl. I remind myself, as I always do, that I…
Read MoreJeff Green 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)
Inside Jeff Green’s brain, a small red blob labeled “star potential” is held prisoner. No matter how often it tries to escape from the isolated lobe of grey matter in which it resides, it simply cannot. If only Star Potential could free itself, it could visit every area of Jeff’s mind, allowing him to use…
Read MoreJeff Green 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2015)
Somebody in a comment on one of my videos once accused me of purposefully ignoring Jeff Green ever since he came to the Grizzlies. I think he must have thought I was a Celtics fan or something. I know I shouldn’t even read those stupid things, but once in a while there’s an opportunity to…
Read MoreJeff Green 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/16/2015)
The Boston Celtics did a great disservice to OCD people everywhere when they traded Jeff Green to the Grizzlies. Now, Jeff’s last name no longer matches the color of his jersey; there is no green anywhere on the Memphis uniforms, not even their alternates. Is Vander Blue still in the D-League? That would have been…
Read MoreJeff Green 25 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2014)
I never thought I’d say this, but I kind of would like to hear Tommy Heinsohn commentate again. He may be a total homer and whiner, but his curmudgeonly attitude always has a certain charm. It’s like listening to your half-insane grandpa ramble about the Nazis. He was there, so I guess he’d know, and…
Read MoreJeff Green 20 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2014)
After the release of the smash hit “Jeff Green Rap” in June, DownToBuck had been riding high. Cocaine, prostitutes, cars with fancy wheels, he had it all and more. The dope flow of such passages as: Drafted fifth overall seven years ago / He should be in his prime, you know / If your eyes…
Read MoreJeff Green All 46 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
It’s been a while since I updated you guys on my rap career. The people in LA aren’t as nice as the people in Wisconsin, but the record label guys want me to be here, so I guess I’ll be here for the time being. They also don’t want me posting my rhymes on the…
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