For being one of the best up-and-coming jumpshooting bigs in the game today, Jaren Jackson Jr. (henceforth referred to as “Jx3” because “JJJ” is lame) sure does have an ugly-looking jumper. You don’t even have to be a hater to see it (although you will likely latch onto the reality of his ugly jumper if…
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Ja Morant All 44 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
It seems clear to me that Ja Morant will be ROTY of the year this season. There are no other rookies who possess his combination of stats and team success. Some people will argue that Zion Williamson deserves the award, but in the extremely thorough, extremely factual analysis that follows, even the most ardent Zion…
Read MoreJohn Konchar All 23 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
According to my extremely uninformed opinion, the Grizzlies’ John Konchar (a player you may not have heard of) is the NBA’s smallest power forward. Basketball-reference can list him at whatever position they want, but the fact remains that Konchar grabs a lot of rebounds for a 6’5″ dude, and most of his scoring comes in…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2020)
OFFICIAL REASONS NOT TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. 21 points is not all that many for Dillon Brooks, who has spent the better part of two months transforming himself into Bradley Beal 0.8 2. Nobody cares about Dillon Brooks, not even ‘Zlies fans, so nobody will watch it 3. This video is getting…
Read MoreJa Morant 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)
In my opinion, Ja Morant is still the runaway ROTY of the Year. I’ve discussed this many times since Zion Williamson’s return and my opinion has not changed. No matter how good Zion has been, he simply missed too many games to qualify. The argument over which player is actually better from a basketball standpoint,…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2020)
Jonas Valanciunas has always had very vibrant eyes. In every thumbnail image I make of him, as long as his face isn’t in shadow, his eyes stand out like two little beams of light emanating from the area between his mouth and forehead. I’d put him at a solid 9.0 on the EVI (eye vibrancy…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Josh Jackson scored seventeen points in this game, an eminently highlightable amount. However, it is my duty as a purveyor of highlight videos to provide some background context to this effort by Jackson so that viewers do not come away with erroneous impressions. Here are some notes from this game: -Josh Jackson was 6-of-15 from…
Read MoreJa Morant 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Ja Morant is a young guy with a lot of money in a big (but not too big) city. Even though he has a squeaky-clean public image, aside from a beef with noted worthless pile of garbage Andre Iguodala, you just know that he’s getting up to some stuff that he would rather the media…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
I have a feeling that future people (who might not even be alive yet, how wild is that) are going to look back on the career stats of Jonas Valanciunas and wonder how such a beast of a player went so unnoticed both during and after his playing career. They’re going to see the solid…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Check it out, Suns fans: that guy you gave up on, that top pick that you cast away after only two years, check out what he’s doing now! He’s contributing solid minutes to a playoff team! You guys wouldn’t know what it’s like to be a playoff team, probably because you don’t have him anymore….
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