I have a question for all you Pelicans fans out there: Do you happen to know which esteemed brand is the official water of the Pelicans? What do you mean you don’t know? This is an important thing to be aware of. How are you supposed to make informed decisions about water consumption if you…
Read MoreDay: December 8, 2014
Evan Turner 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
Evan Turner walked out to his mailbox to get his mail. It was another cold, yet beautiful, Massachusetts afternoon. Pausing to admire the crystalline blue sky and to breath the bracing air, his eye happened to catch his neighbor’s tree, naked of its leaves but still standing majestically out of the ground. Was it just…
Read MoreJames Jones 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
James Jones has seen his averages drop precipitously after signing a new deal in a new city. There were always questions about whether his teammates made him better than he really was; now those fears are becoming reality. He may be receiving more touches in the offense, as his team is thin at his position,…
Read MorePatrick Patterson 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
Patrick “Double Patty Melt” Patterson is an underrated part of the Raptors current successes? Maybe. I don’t know. The Raptors are really good this year, I would even call them “legit”, and Patrick Patterson is always around to hit a three and then go back to the bench. If I were a contending team I’d…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 18 Points/3 Dunks/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
The title of the video says “3 Dunks”, but let’s be honest with ourselves here. Not all dunks are created equal. A big man catching it under the basket and hopping two inches into the air to deposit the rock is not as exciting as Gerald Green catching it at the three point line, upfaking,…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 12 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
Rudy Gobert slid. His large frame, not well-suited for this type of activity, sped down the hill at breakneck speed. The inner-tube which conveyed him groaned under the weight of the sledding NBA player. Rudy himself had his eyes clenched tight. He had vague recollections of tobogganing as a child in France, idyllic scenes involving…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
Wow, a good game for Nik Stauskas! Double-figure scoring, it took him way less time than Anthony Bennett! In fact, this was such a nice performance that I will refrain from using my “Nik Sucksass” nickname for him, given that it does not currently describe the quality of his play. Many have been waiting for…
Read MoreJerome Jordan 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
I still remember vividly the 2010 NBA draft. Such excitement. Just like every draft, there were promises of superstardom at the top. Derrick Williams? Evan Turner? Ekpe Udoh? Surefire All-Stars. The Bucks lucked into Larry Sanders all the way at the 15th slot, and I was happy. Despite the incredible talent at the top, there…
Read MoreAl Horford 25 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
I’m getting really fed up with how much you guys don’t appreciate Al Horford. What’s wrong with him? Does he not dunk it enough? This guy was an All-Star at one point, yet he always gets left off of “top 5 centers in the NBA” lists. Yeah, I went there. I’m not even being sarcastic…
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