December 17, 2014 – DownToBuck

Pero Antic 11 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

The common thread connecting all my Pero Antic videos, other than featuring Pero Antic (which is obvious), is that the comment section invariably degenerates into Macedonians (“Monkey-donians”) and Greeks (“Gay-reeks”) arguing about whether Macedonia/FYROM should be called Macedonia, which is also a region in Greece, or FYROM. I know it’s futile, but I’d like to…

Andre Drummond 19 Points/24 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

As I usually do before making a highlight video, I searched YouTube for Andre Drummond-related videos to see if one of my rivals had been stealing my views. I did not find such videos, but I found worse: TMZ Sports uploaded a video about Andre Drummond’s shoes. Are you kidding me? Sports themselves are already…

Isaiah Thomas 23 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

Isaiah Thomas heard the doorbell ring. Even though he had been expecting that very sound, as his package had been listed as “out for delivery” for the past four hours, he still was startled. His nerves had been on edge the whole morning as he awaited the very important package. Looking out on his porch,…

Donatas Motiejunas 18 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

I apologize with utmost sincerity to my Lithuanian friends. I did not make Motiejunas highlights first thing; instead, I shamefully produced videos for other, non-Lithuanian players. I am very sorry. I have brought shame upon my channel, myself, and my family. It’s probably too late, but now you can watch D-Mo scoring 18 points. A…

Al Jefferson 28 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

Well, it happened again. I wasn’t watching this game, but I was keeping tabs on it, and when I saw that Big Al had eighteen points in the first quarter, I started entering the hype zone. My friends, you do not want to enter the hype zone without first taking the proper precautions. And you…

Chandler Parsons 32 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

There are a lot of ways to shoot three pointers. You can push it from in front of your head, you can slingshot it from behind your head. You can use your wrists only, or you can use your arms only. Perhaps a combination of both. You can shoot it to the rafters, or on…

Gordon Hayward 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

Here’s a question for you: can Gordon Hayward be the centerpiece on a championship-caliber team? Trick question! If you even considered for half of a second you have been victimized by my trickery. There is no way, in this universe or in any of the untold alternate universes where dudes have two dicks, that G-Ward…

Danny Green 25 Points/7 Threes/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

What do you call it when Danny comes off the bench? Green energy. What does he have when he’s on the court? A Green light. Where does he go when he wants to relax? The putting Green. What does he take with him on camping trips? The Green lantern. What are the Spurs without him?…

Shelvin Mack Career High 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

Uh. Damn. The Hawks just smashed the Cavs. Hard. Hard smashing was the name of the game tonight. Right in the face. Atlanta must be really good this year or something. Doesn’t make sense at first glance. They don’t have a superstar, or even a sure-fire All-Star. Their biggest name is maybe Al Horford? I’ve…