“Thanks for having me over, Tim. You’re the best,” Patty said, walking into Tim Duncan’s home. “Maybe you’ll help clear my mind a bit.” Tim closed the door behind his teammate. “That’s the plan, Patty. Let’s sit in the den and talk this through.” The two Spurs sat across from each other, Patty in a…
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Gordon Hayward 31 Points/7 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/16/2015)
With Gordon Hayward sporting a slick new haircut, is he officially the most handsome dude in the NBA? Before you call into doubt my sexual preferences, handsomeness is an attribute that can be evaluated objectively. It is based entirely on cheekbone structure, hairstyle, skin clearness, and several other factors. My physical attraction to him would…
Read MoreJarrett Jack 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2015)
I didn’t even realize it, but Jarrett Jack is shooting 18% on threes this year. That’s roughly the percentage I would shoot if you put me in the NBA right now, provided that I got only open looks. This is a guy who shot 40% two years ago with the Warriors, so we know that…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 24 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2015)
Tristan lay half-awake in his bed, thinking about what he would like to eat for breakfast. There were at least six different kinds of cereal in his cupboards; some Golden Grahams or Cookie Crisp would be pretty tasty. He also had ingredients for omelettes or pancakes, options that would be even tastier but also require…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2015)
By luck or by skill, I have created, with this video thumbnail, a perfect new logo for the NBA! Note to the NBA: take out the Ilyasova head before using. The blue and the red represent the current logo colors of the NBA, and also the glorious colors of the USA’s proud flag which flies…
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