Doesn’t Nikola Vucevic look like he’d make the sickest pizza to you? I know he’s not Italian, but he just looks like he could assemble the dankest Chicago (or New York) style pie ever. Must be the hair thing he has going on, or maybe it’s my insatiable appetite for pepperonis. I’m struggling to continue…
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Donatas Motiejunas 18 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)
Hey Lithuanians! I don’t know if you noticed, but Jonas Valanciunas just scored 31 points, so you’d better watch that vid before you watch this one. D-Mo will be waiting for you when you get back. Pretty sweet, huh? They must put something in the water (other than mind-controlling fluoride) in Lithuania that makes its…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2015)
Jonas Valanciunas had grown to like the sport of American football. He still did not understand the nuances of the game, or, for that matter, any but the most basic aspects of the game at all. That was okay with him. Sports weren’t about deep analysis and careful scrutiny. They were about having fun and…
Read MoreKevin Seraphin 13 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/11/2015)
Kevin Seraphin has reached heights of shooting efficiency unseen since his sophomore campaign. However, he has gotten worse at fouling and worse at blocking shots, so even if he has good basket-protecting ability, he’s not going to get that many minutes. This is bad news for him because he needs those minutes to up the…
Read MoreCourtney Lee 18 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2015)
While scouring basketball-reference for material that I can use in this description (because I’m lazy this morning), I found out that Courtney Lee is shooting 48% from three this year. Only three players are better than him: Kyle Korver (obvs) Luke Babbitt (I guess I can believe that) Rasual Butler (what) So you could say…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2015)
Kyle Korver has fallen out of the 50-40-90 club, everyone’s favorite arbitrary creation to showcase that Larry Bird really was one of the best of all time for real guys I’m serious. Actually, maybe the Korveman is back in it now after this good shooting performance, I’m too lazy to calculate it. Fine. Okay, I’m…
Read MoreAlex Len 14 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2015)
What’s that thing that everyone’s always talking about with Alex Len? Starts with a c… composure? Nah, that’s not it. C-something. He needs more of it, whatever it is. Capabilities? That sounds like something any NBA player could use. More capabilities. But that’s not it either. Anyway, maybe he doesn’t need it as much now…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
The Nets are really screwing around with Bojan “Bojangles” Bogdanovic. He got consistent minutes at the beginning of the season, but for a few games before this one he was barely seeing the court. There was even one game where his butt never ceased contact with the bench. I don’t know if it’s a coincidence,…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
Is there anything better than watching an offensively-gifted center go to work? Yes. There are a lot of things that are better. Winning the lottery, finding out Emma Watson secretly has a crush on you, getting into your dream college, putting on warm socks on a cold day, watching your favored team win the NBA…
Read MoreMatt Barnes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)
You see that thumbnail? Where Matt Barnes looks disbelieving? That’s my face when I realized that Vucevic had 34 on fifteen made shots and neither GD nor Dawk Ins did highlights yet. Gotta run!
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