So the Jazz paid Trevor Booker five million smackers per year to be an undersized hustle-type power forward. Meanwhile, Jeff Adrien, who is the exact same player minus the shaky three-point range, is out of the league. The Jazz must have looked at Chuck Hayes, who is getting nearly six million a year just so…
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Aaron Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO LOOK LIKE ALIENS POWER RANKINGS 1. Aaron Brooks 2. Rudy Gobert 3. Tony Snell 4. Charlie Villanueva 5. Tayshaun Prince 6. Dante Exum 517. Chandler Parsons 518. There is secretly an alien inside all of us right now sucking our life force to weaken us in preparation for the impending invasion…
Read MoreAmir Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
Amir Johnson might actually be one of the best players on the Raptors, but nobody ever talks about him. That changes right now. Because I’m talking about him. Right now. Kyle Lowry is probably the only player you could definitely say is better. DeRozan is just a chucker who can’t shoot threes. Lou Williams is…
Read MoreCharlie Villanueva 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
It is always surprising to see how much of a chucker Charlie Villanueva really is. You might think that a bench player who is not guaranteed minutes would be a little more cautious. Coaches love a team-player, in theory. There’s always the possibility that he Charlie truly thinks that his shot shooting ability is for…
Read MoreAlexis Ajinca 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
Asserting Length, Evading Xenophobia, Ideal Shot-blocking Always Jousting In NBA Contests, Ascendant
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 15 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
Did you know that Andrew Wiggins is only 11 games short of the Timberwolves’ franchise record in most consecutive double-digit scoring games by a rookie? Wow! We’re not just talking about a few years here. We’re talking about the history of the whole Timberwolves franchise! Even if he doesn’t break the record, the fact that…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 35 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
This is the most pure highlight video I have ever made. Nothing but two and a half minutes of unfiltered scoring prowess. No replays, no blocks, no cheesy intros, no assists, nothing but Brook Lopez putting the ball in the hole. It really is an assault on the senses, this much offensive talent compressed into…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 14 Points/”6 Blocks” Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
The boxscore for this game says that Nerlens Noel had six blocks. The tape tells a different story, with two of those blocks being quite clearly accomplished by Mbah a Moute and MCW respectively. I understand, scorekeepers. When a shot gets rejected and Nerlens is in the vicinity, it’s only natural to automatically give the…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
Driving home from practice, Donatas rolled down the driver’s seat window of his expensive SUV. With the mild winter air blowing across his face, he thought that Houston wasn’t too different from his native Lithuania. Perhaps a bit more spread out, but the Texas winter was not far removed from a Lithuanian spring or autumn….
Read MoreWayne Ellington 23 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2015)
Another good game for Wayne Ellington, another disappointing lack of threes. I don’t know about you, but when I watch highlights of a three-point specialist, I want to watch three-point shots go in the hole. If I wanted to watch layups I would watch my famous “Derrick Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2014)” video. So,…
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