Meyers Leonard 23 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

Meyers Leonard heard the telltale chime his phone made when it received a text. This sound used to fill him with excitement as he would wonder which one of his friends wanted to hang out. However, in the past few weeks, this wonder had been ousted from his mind, only to be replaced by dread….

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Andrew Nicholson 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

Andrew Nicholson: the next Donatas Motiejunas? Let’s run down the checklist. Post moves? Check. Counter moves? Check. Three pointers? Check. Lithuanian? Better: AMERICAN! Plays next to an inferior center of the opposite skin color? Check. Has “Captain Hook” nickname: He does now! Check. Benched for no reason for way too long? Check. Burned down an…

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Shane Larkin 11 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

It seems like so long ago since Shane Larkin was a relevant basketball player. His three years so far in the NBA have been marked by no notable occurrences, no outstanding performances, and a whole bunch of butt splinters. I guess there really isn’t a market for a tiny point guard who can’t shoot and…

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Brandon Knight 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

Things are pretty bad over here in Buck-land. This season’s slow start combined with MCW’s total ineffectiveness has people pining for the days of Brandon Knight. Brandon Knight! By the time he was traded, Milwaukee fans had achieved unanimity in their animosity towards him. How soon they forget. To be fair to the Knight in…

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Andrew Wiggins 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

After an uneventful evening that was mostly occupied by Andrew practicing his jumpshot with a slightly-less-than-inflated basketball, he returned to his room to find Dooby already asleep. Being as quiet as possible, he slipped into his own bunk, thankful that Dooby, as cool as he seemed, wasn’t awake to call him a fag. The next…

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