December 2015 – Page 21

Joffrey Lauvergne 14 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

In “The Battle Between Foreign Backup Centers who were Never Supposed to Start”, Frenchman Joffrey Lauvergne convincingly outplayed the Congolese Bismack Biyombo. Even the most ardent Raptors homer would readily admit that 14/10 with two fouls is quite a bit better than 6/7 with four fouls. The regularly scheduled “Battle Between Starting Foreign Centers” that…

Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

Kelly Olynyk sat alone at the bus station on the far outskirts of Kamloops. It was raining, the kind of rain that signaled the ending of summer, steady and cold, letting you know that snow was now only weeks away. It was late. How long he had been waiting for a bus, any bus, he…

C.J. Miles 27 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

C.J. Miles… is a good player now? That’s not something I expected from Mr. Shooting-Percentages-Getting-Worse-Every-Consecutive-Season-With-The-Jazz. It may blow your mind a little bit, but C.J. is already in his 11th year in the league. Not exactly the usual year for players to suddenly decide that they are above-average NBA material. Is his play up to…

Andrew Nicholson 14 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

Scott Skiles is one weird coach. I’m not complaining or anything, but it seems odd that he would just suddenly give Andrew Nicholson minutes after he (Andrew) was buried on the bench for so long. Vucevic really pissing Skiles off with his “never play defense” strategy is the only explanation I can come up with….

Will Barton 22 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

Sometimes highlights turn out like this. I don’t like it, but that’s how the game is played. I noticed while compiling this sucker that Will Barton was making WAY too many buckets as soon as he got in the game. Too many buckets too early means not enough buckets near the end (since I, with…

Richaun Holmes 11 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2015)

This video is purely exploratory, an attempt to determine how many people, if any, will watch a Richaun Holmes video. If you actually were to watch this video, you would see nothing but random clips I pulled from the Sixers-Knicks game. The point is not to actually display Richaun Holmes scoring eleven points (the box…

Ersan Ilyasova 23 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2015)

As a Bucks fan, I am intimately familiar with Ersan Ilyasova’s hot/cold tendencies. However, it was rare for him to display both polarities of his game in one night. Usually he would be sorta-kinda hot for the whole game instead of doing all his damage in one quick burst. It was either that or just…

Jon Leuer 20 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2015)

Take a look at the videos I have done so far tonight: Kristaps Porzingis – White Devin Booker – White? Frank Kaminsky – White/Pink Mirza Teletovic – White Jon Leuer – White Notice a trend? I think I’m noticing a trend. In this age of rampant racism, where a man cannot just be a man,…

Mirza Teletovic 18 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2015)

I’m not a lipreader. Not a professional one, anyway. I do my best, but I’m having a hard time figuring out what Mirza Teletovic is saying around 0:30 of this video. I’ve narrowed it down to a few options: “Plucking Chick” – I don’t know what chickens have to do with basketball. “Sucking Clit” –…

Frank Kaminsky 16 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2015)

Fearless, Ready, As Nicolas Knows. Knotching Attempts, Missing Is Not Something Kaminsky Yearns.