When Chris Johnson the basketball player scored a career-high sixteen points at the beginning of last season, nobody even watched the video. Right now it has 640 views and is probably my least-watched vid from that entire season. If that few people even care about Chris Johnson not the football player, why do I even…
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Raul Neto 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
Raul “Neato” Neto has decided to ditch the clean-shaven look, which made him look like a small child, in favor of a bearded look which makes him look like Ricky Rubio. The change is striking. Since he now looks like he could be a famous actor, he’s probably getting a lot of attention from repressed…
Read MoreDonald Sloan 15 Points/10 Assists/1 Crossover Dunk Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
The thing you have to remember about Donald Sloan is that he once scored 31 points in an NBA game. Not a D-League game either. A real life NBA game against real life NBA opposition. Is that the most anomalous scoring performance of the last two years? It’s gotta be close; Sloan regularly scores in…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 23 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
Attention potential viewers of this video: if you are clicking in order to see major whamjams by Andre Drummond, withhold your click and check out my video of all of Andre’s dunks from last season instead. Attention all remaining viewers: it’s a good thing you’re here for something other than dunks, because Andre only crushed…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 34 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
DAMN IT. We could be looking at a 40-burger for Gordon Hayward, RIGHT NOW, if he didn’t choke at the line and hit only 4 of his 10 attempts. 40 points for the G-Spot, you know how sweet that would be? It would be really sweet, I shouldn’t even have to tell you how sweet…
Read MoreIsh Smith Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
Ish Smith: best scoring PG for the 76ers since Allen Iverson? No. Why would you even consider such a thing? We already determined that he is the second (not really second since aliens did the whole brain transplant thing, they’re actually the same player) coming of Steve Nash. Iverson is about the furthest thing from…
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