Fret not, Jordan Clarkson fans. It is only a matter of time before your quarter-Filipino idol becomes the Lakers’s shooting guard of the future. Kobe will be retiring soon. Nick Young and Lou Williams are still, regrettably, under contract for a few more years, but those deals can be moved. Or you can just bench…
Read MoreDay: January 14, 2016
Jason Smith 16 Points/8 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
If this was a fair world, Jason Smith would have scored at least 26 in this game and tied his career high. However, as our tragic human experience has repeatedly informed us, this is a decidedly UNFAIR world, and so Jason Smith scored 16 points in the first half and then failed to score any…
Read MoreCory Joseph 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
Based on my extensive knowledge of British demographics, I have totalled the various types of people who attended yesterday’s game in London: -2,000 chavs -500 chavettes -1,200 football hooligans -300 Polish people who stole all the jobs -5,000 posh totties -3,000 scousers -700 tories -too many Pakis -1 cheeky cunt -0 people who know who…
Read MoreRobert Covington 25 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
O Baller of Terror, Black Man, He-Who-brings-the-defenders-to-justice, 76er of Brett, Turn not Your forehead-wrinkles against us. We bend our arms to You, We fall on our bellies before Your red rage, No team can withstand the fire of Your righteousness. Turn not Your forehead-wrinkles against us. The weak cry out to You, The sick pray…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
DownToBuck doesn’t choose which videos to make based on how many views he thinks they’ll acquire. Rather, he uses a proprietary algorithm which takes into account a variety of factors. Proprietary factors, no less. One of the factors is player popularity, sure. But another one is how many hairs the player has, so they cancel…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
With all the rookies who are doing great things this year, there is not much room remaining in DownToBuck’s heart for rookies who are doing just okay. Stanley Johnson is one of those “just okay” rookies. He’s fine. Not a total stud scorer like Pistons fans were hoping for, but every sane person knew it…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
Racism alert! Check out 1:10. Hear that? Stacey King saying “Doug with the sneaky hops!”? I hate to be an agent of the PC Police, but damn. That is some racist stuff right there. Because Doug McDermott is white that means that he can’t throw down when he wants? Is that what is being implied…
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