It’s so great that an A-list free agent spurned the big market Knicks to sign with the Bucks. Really, really great. I’m excited by this indication that the landscape of the NBA is changing, that good coaching and team-composition can offset big-city perks. Now, can we trade Greg Monroe already? I kind of see what…
Read MoreMonth: January 2016
Chris Johnson 14 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
When Chris Johnson the basketball player scored a career-high sixteen points at the beginning of last season, nobody even watched the video. Right now it has 640 views and is probably my least-watched vid from that entire season. If that few people even care about Chris Johnson not the football player, why do I even…
Read MoreRaul Neto 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
Raul “Neato” Neto has decided to ditch the clean-shaven look, which made him look like a small child, in favor of a bearded look which makes him look like Ricky Rubio. The change is striking. Since he now looks like he could be a famous actor, he’s probably getting a lot of attention from repressed…
Read MoreDonald Sloan 15 Points/10 Assists/1 Crossover Dunk Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
The thing you have to remember about Donald Sloan is that he once scored 31 points in an NBA game. Not a D-League game either. A real life NBA game against real life NBA opposition. Is that the most anomalous scoring performance of the last two years? It’s gotta be close; Sloan regularly scores in…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 23 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
Attention potential viewers of this video: if you are clicking in order to see major whamjams by Andre Drummond, withhold your click and check out my video of all of Andre’s dunks from last season instead. Attention all remaining viewers: it’s a good thing you’re here for something other than dunks, because Andre only crushed…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 34 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
DAMN IT. We could be looking at a 40-burger for Gordon Hayward, RIGHT NOW, if he didn’t choke at the line and hit only 4 of his 10 attempts. 40 points for the G-Spot, you know how sweet that would be? It would be really sweet, I shouldn’t even have to tell you how sweet…
Read MoreIsh Smith Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
Ish Smith: best scoring PG for the 76ers since Allen Iverson? No. Why would you even consider such a thing? We already determined that he is the second (not really second since aliens did the whole brain transplant thing, they’re actually the same player) coming of Steve Nash. Iverson is about the furthest thing from…
Read MoreJohn Henson 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)
What was I thinking when I failed to do highlights of John Henson scoring 22 points earlier in the season? I can’t come up with any reasons for why I wouldn’t, except for the always relevant “I’m a lazy SOB”. I apologize for the oversight. 16 points isn’t quite as good, but its all we’ve…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 27 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)
Like a flower opening its petals in the revealing light of the morning sun, Khris Middleton is opening up his game, exposing its myriad intricacies for all to see. That’s right: Kha$h hit some two-point field goals! Not just some, but a bunch! He only took one three against the Mavericks, missed it, decided that…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 29 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)
“Damn, I love Fazoli’s! This was the raddest idea ever!” yelled Mike Miller, waving two complimentary breadsticks in the air like an aircraft marshaller. “Mama mia! Italy rules!” Danilo Gallinari sat in a booth of the fast-food restaurant with several of his Nuggets teammates, a plate of fettuccine Alfredo untouched in front of him. A…
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