The NBA just isn’t the same without any long-haired white guys. With Lou Amundson and now Josh McRoberts having sheared off their flowing locks, the only thing we can hope for is the long-overdue unretirement of Walter Herrmann. Or that Steven Adams never gets a haircut. But hair length is not what this channel is…
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Ian Mahinmi Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
After teasing us with relatively high-scoring games throughout the season, Ian “MANhinmi” Mahinmi finally accomplishes what we were all waiting for, a new career high. And the cool part is, he only needed eighteen shots to do it! Wait. Eighteen shots? Yep. Before this game, his career high in field goal attempts was twelve. Twelve!…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 25 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Since it might not be clear to the lesser-informed fans out there, let’s make a list of reasons why Jonas Valanciunas only gets 26 minutes per game: -Three fouls per 36 is just way, way too much. I asked Dwayne Casey about this and he said “I hate Jonas Valanciunas” -Valanciunas is not an efficient…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 24 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Twenty-four points is a season high for Nerlens Noel. Great. Awesome. I like it. But his flattop seems to be at a season low right now. That part I don’t like so much. I don’t care about Nerlens’ defensive abilities, I don’t care about his developing offensive talents, I only care about him because he…
Read MoreKris Humphries 18 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Kris Humphries, feeling more than a little nervous, walked into the Suns locker room for the first time. He was not good at speaking to large groups of new people, but his message was too important to go unsaid. When he entered, a number of Suns player looked ready to introduce themselves, but Kris headed…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 16 Points Magic Debut Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
You stare at the video title in disbelief. If you are a Pistons fan, your disbelief is multiplied tenfold. “B-b-b-but DEE TEE BEE!” you yell at your computer screen, “Ersan Ilyasova scored more than sixteen at least a d-d-dozen times while on the Pistons and you rarely made highlight v-videos for him!” It’s true, my…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 8 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
What a game for Cristiano Felicio! I’ve been waiting since the season started to highlight him, but I’ve had to wait for him to pass Cameron “I’m the worst player in the NBA” Bairstow on the Bulls’ depth chart. And now he has! 14 minutes for Christ Fellatio, and none for Mr. Worst Player. Every…
Read MoreLuol Deng 30 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Luol Deng was on the Cavaliers at one point. Does that blow your mind or what? I don’t feel like anyone even noticed that happen. In most people’s memories of his career, he jumps straight from Chicago to play out his twilight years in Miami. I even made highlights of one of his games in…
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Someone needs to tell Joffrey Lauvergne that his neckbeard looks horrible and needs to be removed. It can’t be just anybody, obviously. If I were to tell him, he would dismiss me as a know-nothing internet commentator who is merely jealous of his classy facial hair. If we could find the person responsible for convincing…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 25 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Mirza Teletovic didn’t sign up for this. When he joined the Suns, he was expecting to at least challenge for a playoff spot. Instead, he gets to spend a prime year of his career on a team that is imploding. What a ripoff. There should be provision in place in the CBA where if the…
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