Robin Lopez is one of the more underrated players in the league. He started all 82 for the Hornets last year and was consistent. He may be half-retarded, but he know what he can do on the court. Rarely does he shoot a jumper. Sometimes he tries sky-hook-like things, which is awesome and should be…
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Nikola Pekovic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2013)
Is Nikola Pekovic black? Is he scrawny? Does he have a horrible scraggly beard? No? So why did the scorekeepers confuse him for Corey Brewer? That dunk with about 2 minutes left was misattributed, and I’m angry. ANGRY! Corey Brewer needs those points, because he sucks. Nikola Pekovic has no need for inflated point totals….
Read MoreDerrick Favors 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/11/2013)
OFFICIAL PLAYERS NAMED DERRICK CURRENTLY IN THE NBA POWER RANKINGS: (Brought to you by Taco Bell’s new Cheetos Explosion Grande: a burrito filled to the breaking point with Cheeto bits, fiery habanero Velveeta sauce, and a brown lumpy substance that might be animal in origin! Try one today!) 1. Derrick Favors This guy is just…
Read MoreVictor Oladipo 17 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2013)
Are the Magic still tanking? Because I can’t figure out why they’d want to start Jameer Nelson over Victor Oladipo. I mean, yeah, Nelson is a former All-Star, but he’s not exactly on the upswing of his career. Oladipo is young and spry and can probably play all 48 every night. The downside to that…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2013)
You know what I like is when, instead of showing game action, the networks that show NBA games have a camera on some vapid sideline reporter talking about useless crap that no one cares about. I LOVE that. In case you’re confused, I just used the tried-and-true literary technique called “sarcasm”. I actually don’t like…
Read MoreSteve Blake 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/13)
In the NBA the new and the shiny are valued way above the old and known. Let’s say that someone like Victor Oladipo got this line of 19 and 8. Imagine the social media posts from fevered Magic fans. “Just give this guy ROY already, #SMH.”, “Rest of the league, are you even trying?”, “Oladipo…
Read MoreJason Smith 22 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2013)
Remember the glory days of useless white centers back in the 80’s and 90’s? So many big men with no athleticism or ability. Sure, we have a few such players in today’s NBA: Spencer Hawes, Cole Aldrich, Joel Przybilla (RIP in peace), and Kelly Olynyk are just some of the white dudes who either can’t…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 16 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2013)
It baffles me how Anthony Morrow got almost no playing time last year. It was only a year previous where he dropped a 40-burger with the Nets. But apparently neither Dallas nor Atlanta had any use for one of the league’s best three point shooters. But the Pelicans have a use for him, since most…
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 34 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/10/2013)
Pop quiz time! First question: Bradley Beal is a: a.) Bust Man b.) Beast Man c.) Best Man d.) Blest Man If you answered B, you’re correct. If you answered C or D, well, you’re kind a correct but obviously the truly right answer was B. And if you answered A than you should consider…
Read MoreO.J. Mayo 28 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)
DownToBuck is not only the internet’s most popular highlight vid compiler. He is also a well-known rapper and producer. Here’s one I came up for my man O.J. (original content do not steal) Born in West Virginia, a kid named Mayo Lookin’ at naked dudes makes you gay-o But if you avert your eyes then…
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