When I saw that Jeremy Evans had 14 points, tying a career high, I thought to myself “damn I bet he dunked all over the Lakers, Chris Kaman is probably crying in his bed right now”. Then I actually made the highlights and guess what? 1 unexciting dunk, and a whole bunch of jumpers. I…
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Marvin Williams 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/8/2014)
You would think that a former second-overall pick would be more popular, but I have reached the conclusion that there exists not a single fan of Marvin Williams. At most, there are fans of the Jazz who appreciate Marvin as a decent role-player; but there is not one person in the world who likes Marvin…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Cast your mind back to the ancient past. A time of humanity in ignorance, a time of unsophistication. We had not yet freed our true potential in many areas of endeavor. The 2005 NBA draft. This draft was notable for producing one of the best point guards of all time, Chris Paul. Surely a player…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2014)
If you dare to watch this video, you will get to see Enes “The Inkantation” Kanter score 23 points by invoking the unholy power of Beelzebub to assist him. Youtube already took down my video four times, so I finally caved and edited out the parts where you can see the seventh prince of Hell…
Read MoreDiante Garrett 13 Points/2 Buzzer-Beaters Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
NBA fun fact of the day: There is a player in the NBA named Diante Garrett. I bet you didn’t know that! I wouldn’t believe it myself, except I woke up from a night of drunken debauchery to find myself halfway through editing a video about said player. Allegedly, Diante Garrett is the backup PG…
Read MoreAlec Burks 26 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
Huh. I know you’re not going to believe me, but the Jazz almost beat the Warriors last night. All it took was a 3-of-20 shooting performance from Klay Thompson to allow the Jazz to be competitive the whole way. Alec Burks was the main reason for the Jazz’s relative success. This dude is just not…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2014)
So, it appears that the much-vaunted Favors-Kanter tandem has been a failure. At least as part of the starting lineup. It turns out that, since neither one has a reliable outside shot, it cramped the spacing too much to be feasible. It’s not too late to trade one of them for Ryan Anderson. Kanter seems…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2014)
Gordon Hayward had another good game, scoring 27 points, dishing 5 assists, and unfortunately hitting 2 threes. Why unfortunately? Because every time the Jazz hit a three some financial institution donates 50 dollars to some cancer research center. Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad money goes to a good cause. Definitely better than it going…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 8 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/21/2014)
Everyone is fawning over rookie sensation Giannis Antetokounmpo, especially due to his extraordinary physical gifts. But I barely see any hype at all for the rookie who, in my opinion, is even more of a freak athlete and is one of the craziest players in the league. Rudy Gobert. Have you seen this guy play?…
Read MoreEnes Kanter Career High 25 Points/11 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/15/2014)
It’s true. Turkey is the best country in the world. They have the hottest women, the coolest dudes, the most prestigious history, and an unextinguishable lust for freedom and fairness in government. And don’t forget that modern-day Turkey was also the seat of power for not only the Eastern Roman Empire, but the mighty and…
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