Grasp your head tightly with both hands before reading this next statement, to prevent potential cranial detonations that may result. The Rockets are winning despite giving rotation minutes to Joey Dorsey. I know. Crazy. When D-Mo is arguably your best active big, wins would be considered a nice surprise during a stretch where you are…
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J.J. Redick 20 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
J.J. Redick: the most jock-looking guy in the NBA, yeah or nah? I could see the “nah” side of things since his face also sort of looks like an N*SYNC audition reject. But he’s buff and tall, traits which none of the members of N*SYNC shared. I mean, you could drop this guy in any…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 20 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
Walking up to the dreary rows of storage cells that made up Kamloops Mega Storage, Kelly hesitated. Starcubism was supposed to be dead. By going here, he was just giving the guys false hope. He thought back to Ferguson’s words back at the pizza parlor: “Moonbeam said you’d be back eventually.” Moonbeam had always been…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 18 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
Everything about this Mavs team seems destined for success. It’s exactly the narrative that the NBA would have written if they were given free reign to do so. Tyson Chandler reunites with the player formerly known as Dirk Nowinski to again attain the magic that allowed them to win it all in 2011. They’ve even…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 21 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
Khris Middleton’s numbers have regressed from last season. Bucks fans attempt to attribute it to him trying to do too much on the court, but I know the real reason. I know it because I have inside sources in the Bucks front office, namely me disguised as a vending machine in the GM’s office. Let’s…
Read MoreRobert Covington 17 Points/1 Win Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
It’s really good that the 76ers finally got a win. Not just for the fans and the players, put for the commentators as well. Something was off about them this game. A little loopy. The pressure of knowing that they had to win this game or risk losing 30 in a row was maybe a…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
It’s been an up and down rookie campaign Bojan “Booyah” Bogdanovic. On the plus side, he’s been getting a bunch of minutes, earning valuable game-time experience in the NBA. On the minus side, he’s not scoring many points at all, or really doing much of anything while on the court. Brooklyn fans may disagree, citing…
Read MoreJarnell Stokes 12 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
I have no idea what to say about Jarnell Stokes. I don’t know a thing about him. Luckily for me, I made, before the season, notecards for every player in the league that contain description-worthy nuggets of info and trivia. It’s great! Really takes the legwork out of writing these suckers, especially when inspiration runs…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 27 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
Andre Drummond has received a lot of flak this year for being really crappy. He’s picked it up in the last few games, but 44% shooting isn’t good at all for a guy who doesn’t leave the paint. There are a lot of reasons for his slump. The main one is that SVG is trying…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 16 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
If you were paying close attention, you would have noticed that the last time I made Dënniß ßchrööder highlights, just last night, that I didn’t put “Career High” in the title even though he did, in fact, score a career high. Why wouldn’t I? People in the future, when wondering about how HOFer Dënniß played…
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