December 2014 – Page 3

Giannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

Time seemed to flow differently in this place. The alien landscape, while initially captivating due to its grotesque novelty, was easy to ignore; the cloudy, violet sky and brown, rocky ground did not vary. There was nothing that could be construed as a threat or even an object of interest. Giannis found his focus turned…

Nikola Vucevic 26 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

The Magic are bad yet again, despite the seeming quality of their roster. They’ve got a ton of players who you look at and say “I would def take him on my team he’s a stud sandwich”. Tobias Harris? Stud sandwich. Victor Oladipo? Stud sandwich. Nikola Vucevic? You guessed it. Stud sandwich. After much gathering…

Danny Granger 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

I humbly present to you a new nickname for Danny Granger: “Danny Greenger” Get it? Probably not, this one’s pretty intricate. Your mind, overtaxed already by the stress of reading these words, forced your mouth to utter words. “What does the color green have to do with Danny Granger, DownTobuck?” Nothing, you dimwit. Let me…

Chris Copeland 17 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)

Jimmy Butler: good defender? “Of course, DownToBuck, I am content to eagerly suckle on the teat of mass-media, the teat which dispenses a supposed consensus that Jimmy Butler is one of the premier defenders in the league!” Allow me to shatter your carefully constructed and maintained worldview with the power of YouTube NBA highlights. Further…

Nick Young 21 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)

I’m just going to copy tweets from Nick Young’s twitter since I don’t have any ideas for a description. Take it away Nick: Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung · Dec 22 What’s shoes should I wear Christmas day Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung · Dec 4 Yall got iPhone’s but that’s point I’m tryna make Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung ·…

Wilson Chandler 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)

Twenty points on twenty shots. Not really an acceptable performance from the Chand-man, but did that stop me? No. I want more views on my channel, and the only way to do that is to make more videos. That is the line of reasoning that gave birth to this video. My brain must not have…

Joel Freeland 10 Points/2 Dunks/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/28/2014)

Since this is my first Joel Freeland video, I would like to welcome the many hundreds of British viewers that are happening upon my channel for the first time. G’day, mate! Wait, that’s Australian. How do Brits greet each other? ‘Ello, guvna! This isn’t even Joel Freeland’s career-best game. He scored thirteen points once. Why…

Nicolas Batum 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2014)

Victor Claver sat near the wall of the training facility, staring intently at the basketball in his hands. Nic Batum, on his way to the fridge full of Gatorade, noticed his Spanish teammate’s focused demeanor. “Hey, Vic, getting in the zone for tonight’s game?” Victor looked up, startled, as if he had been awoken from…

Goran Dragic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)

Hello Goran Dragic, DownToBuck is a man of brevity, so I’m going to get straight to the point: please curtail your attempts to produce facial hair. It just looks straight up bad, sorry homie, gotta call it like I see it. I know having luxurious beards and funky mustaches is the new hip thing for…

Lou Williams 31 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)

Lou Williams is an example of what happens when you give a reasonbly talented player the ultimate green light. I’m surprised that he can convert any baskets at all, considering the intense green spotlights that are shining into his eyes at all times. There are a lot of players who could approximate his production, given…