December 30, 2015 – DownToBuck

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Now that Otto Porter is back from his thigh injury, he has reclaimed his basketball talents from Garrett Temple, who had temporarily stolen them in order to further his own basketball career. The rightful state of things has been restored; Otto Porter is an improving young player, and Garrett Temple is a guy who can’t…

Jeff Withey 13 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Jeff Withey strolled through the misty graveyard. The sky above was a dim black, almost purple, lit only by a half-waxing moon. He was all alone, save for the bodies interred in the dirt that his feet now walked upon. It was a familiar place to him. This graveyard was where he had gone when…

Trey Burke 23 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

I was perhaps a little too quick to dismiss Trey Burke after his dismal sophomore season in the league, where he shot 37% from the field (shades of Brandon Jennings) and dimed the ball four times a game in thirty minutes per contest. In fairness, though, those numbers suck. Bad. Combine that with my tendency…

Jordan Clarkson 24 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

That’s lame. Kobe Bryant’s last game at the Garden and he’s not even the leading scorer on his own team? It took him eighteen shots to get his fifteen points so it would only take him 29 shots to score 25, which is one more than Clarkson scored. That amount of shots is well within…

Aaron Brooks 29 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Aaron “Jiffy Pop” Brooks won the MIP award for his work with Houston during the 2009-10 season, a fact which I am compelled to break out every time I make highlights of him. Check out this description on my 20th (!!!!!!!) ever video, back when I didn’t waste all my time writing BS that no…

Marco Belinelli 28 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Watching the Kings makes me sad. It’s like watching those turn-of-the-millennium Bucks teams except instead of Anthony Mason ruining everything it’s Demarcus Cousins, who is way more talented, which makes it worse, and way more of a nut, which makes it way worse. I try not to subject myself to their games too often. Only…

Ian Clark Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Ian Clark is a big, independent, strong man who don’t need no Stephen Curry. While Klay Thompson and Draymond Green wither under the pressure of not having the best player in the league constantly freeing up court space to the things that they do, Ian Clark continues, unfazed, in doing what HE does: Buckets. There…

Bobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Bobby Portis’ gesture at 0:36 : fist pump or jack-off motion? You be the judge. But if you want my opinion, it definitely looks a lot like he is working a shaft.

Austin Rivers 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

I’ve had an epiphany, and I refuse to make fun of Austin Rivers anymore. I was thinking about how much I enjoy making highlights, and how sad I would be if all anyone could ever say about me is how GD and DawkIns are better than me, despite me being pretty good at it. And…