Are the Magic still tanking? Because I can’t figure out why they’d want to start Jameer Nelson over Victor Oladipo. I mean, yeah, Nelson is a former All-Star, but he’s not exactly on the upswing of his career. Oladipo is young and spry and can probably play all 48 every night. The downside to that…
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Kelly Olynyk 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2013)
You know what I like is when, instead of showing game action, the networks that show NBA games have a camera on some vapid sideline reporter talking about useless crap that no one cares about. I LOVE that. In case you’re confused, I just used the tried-and-true literary technique called “sarcasm”. I actually don’t like…
Read MoreSteve Blake 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/13)
In the NBA the new and the shiny are valued way above the old and known. Let’s say that someone like Victor Oladipo got this line of 19 and 8. Imagine the social media posts from fevered Magic fans. “Just give this guy ROY already, #SMH.”, “Rest of the league, are you even trying?”, “Oladipo…
Read MoreJason Smith 22 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2013)
Remember the glory days of useless white centers back in the 80’s and 90’s? So many big men with no athleticism or ability. Sure, we have a few such players in today’s NBA: Spencer Hawes, Cole Aldrich, Joel Przybilla (RIP in peace), and Kelly Olynyk are just some of the white dudes who either can’t…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 16 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2013)
It baffles me how Anthony Morrow got almost no playing time last year. It was only a year previous where he dropped a 40-burger with the Nets. But apparently neither Dallas nor Atlanta had any use for one of the league’s best three point shooters. But the Pelicans have a use for him, since most…
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 34 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/10/2013)
Pop quiz time! First question: Bradley Beal is a: a.) Bust Man b.) Beast Man c.) Best Man d.) Blest Man If you answered B, you’re correct. If you answered C or D, well, you’re kind a correct but obviously the truly right answer was B. And if you answered A than you should consider…
Read MoreO.J. Mayo 28 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)
DownToBuck is not only the internet’s most popular highlight vid compiler. He is also a well-known rapper and producer. Here’s one I came up for my man O.J. (original content do not steal) Born in West Virginia, a kid named Mayo Lookin’ at naked dudes makes you gay-o But if you avert your eyes then…
Read MoreMike Conley 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/9/2013)
If you were Mike Conley, and it was a Sunday morning, and you were going to get breakfast from McDonalds, what would you get? Keep in mind that Mike Conley, for the purposes of this exercise, has infinity money. First off, any sandwich with egg on it is absolutely out of the question. Egg is…
Read MoreJeff Green 24 Points/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (11/9/2013)
Jeff Green concealed himself in the alleyway, nervously glancing from side to side. A mini-cooler was in his hand. He tried to play it cool, but he knew that if a cop came, he would have no explanation for why he was out here. Even if he told the truth…well, as they say, sometimes truth…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 21 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)
Last time I made a Wes Matthews highlight video I ended up getting a comment on it a few months later that intrigued me. “Like if your a laker fan!!!” Typical Lakers’ fan, not knowing the difference between Wes Johnson and Wes Matthews. Here’s a hint for those still confused: Wes Matthews is actually good…
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