How many of you realize that Jodie Meeks had a 42-point game last year? I remember, of course, because I am not a weak humanoid but rather a machine that is incapable of forgetfulness. Meat-sacks such as yourself, blessed not without persistent and infallible storage systems, could easily fail to recall such a tiny scrap…
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Gerald Green 23 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
Another promising season for the Phoenix Suns is coming to a close amidst a haze of disappointment. No playoff games to be had, not in the brutal Western Conference. Fingers point this way and that, eager to cast blame upon those they deem at fault. The locker room is severed on fault lines, fault lines…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 26 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)
If you’re not ultra-hyped for C.J. McCollum, you should get yourself checked out at a professional doctor or something. He has lately been beasting out his mind thanks to the timely injuries of Wes Matthews and Arron Afflalo. His stats are so sick that you would have to be comatose to not get hyped when…
Read MoreJaKarr Sampson Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)
The 76ers just showed the world that a lineup consisting entirely of small forwards can compete to the end with a team that has a former MVP on it. JaKarr Sampson, who is, unsurprisingly, a small forward, was dubbed “Point Guard for a Day” by the Sixers’ coaching staff and made the most out of…
Read MoreZach LaVine Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)
Cole Aldrich, JaKarr Sampson, Trevor Booker, Glenn Robinson, and Zach LaVine sat in the otherwise empty television studio. “Where is everybody else? I thought everyone who was playing tonight was invited to be in the studio audience of this Oprah show. Andrew said he’d be here, for sure.” Zach LaVine remarked as he looked around…
Read MoreTrevor Booker Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)
Which is the better performance, Trevor Booker’s 36 or Wilt’s 100? Let’s take a look at the facts. Wilt was playing against players so inferior to himself that an apt comparison would be Trevor playing against a middle-school girl’s B team. Advantage: Booker. Trevor played in a packed arena brimming with playoff-like intensity, while Wilt…
Read MoreCole Aldrich Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)
It’s that time of year again! The regular season is drawing to a close, and bad teams are giving their scrubs unearned minutes, with predictable results. That’s right: career highs for everybody! The Knicks have actually been in this stage of the season for a long time now. Not for the whole season, but for…
Read MoreBryce Cotton 11 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2015)
It’s time for another episode of “DTB’s Honesty Hour”, where DownToBuck sits down with his fans and tells only true things and no lies. Since the Honesty Hour is all about being totally honest about everything, here’s a nugget for you: I don’t know anything about Bryce Cotton, other than the things I learned while…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 14 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2015)
“Remi, give me a status report on Joffrey Lauvergne,” Rudy Gobert commanded, sitting at his expansive solid-oak desk with a glass of fine Chardonnay resting in his long fingers. The short, pointy-faced Frenchman consulted a folder in his hand. “Of course, sir, of course…let me see, Joffrey Lauvergne…” Remi murmured, paging through a large stack…
Read MoreRodney Stuckey 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2015)
Rodney “Looks Like 50 Cent” Stuckey has rebounded nicely from his unfortunate seven-year stint in Detroit. His scoring is down a little bit, but he’s shooting a career-best from the field as the Pacers are utilizing him better than the Pistons ever did. Rodney must have invoked the horned one himself from the scorching pits…
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