“You can’t ignore me forever, DTB.” Startled by the unexpected voice behind me, I turn my chair away from the computer screen to find that Jarrett Jack has entered my office. This is not the first time an NBA player has intruded upon the sanctity of my abode, so I am able to respond calmly….
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Isaiah Canaan 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
Watching this game makes me think that Isaiah Canaan is like a Stephen Curry without the handles, playmaking ability, or MVP-ness. So basically just Curry’s three point shooting and nothing else. In this game, Canaan repeatedly makes the Hawks suck on his Canaan Balls by making a wide variety of three-point shots: deep threes, fading…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
What’s going on with Dënniß ßchrööder? His three-point shooting has been pretty awful this year, and he’s shooting more threes than ever, which makes that particular problem even worse. Is it because he told every German tabloid he could find in the offseason that he wanted to be a starter somewhere? I’m pretty lenient when…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
There is a very white, very stretchy power forward battle going on in Phoenix right now. A power forward battle in which Markieff Morris is not included, for he is not white enough. The battle I talk about occurs between Jon Leuer, who is white and from Minnesota, and Mirza Teletovic, who is white and…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 23 Points/2 Euro-Steps Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
The Timberwolves just had a game where all four of Andrew Wiggins, Karl-Anthony Towns, Ricky Rubio, and Zach LaVine had good performances. And yet they still lost. What’s the deal? The Heat won a bunch of chips with a big-three, not even a big-four. The Warriors won the last chip with a big-one-point-five. How are…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 17 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
After watching a bunch of young talents have okay games tonight, I’m thinking something needs to be done about the way the NBA is set up. I am not content with Doug McDermott coming off the bench and not getting to shoot the whole time he is in the game. Same with a whole bunch…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 19 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
It has come to my attention that there are people out there who are hating on Jahlil Okafor. Attention Jahlil Okafor haters: STOP hating on Jahlil Okafor RIGHT NOW! So, yeah, he punched a dude and drove his car really fast. Who cares? Only TMZ and TMZ-readers. The only thing I care about is his…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
The Wizards aren’t going to make the playoffs. That dream is dead, I don’t care how early it is in the season. Even if they managed to improve enough to snag the 8th seed or whatever, they’ll still get stomped by the Cavs. I’m not advocating tanking or anything. I’m just saying, why not put…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
In recognition of Kentavious Caldwell-Pope scoring a career high 31, let’s take a look at how wrong I was back when I wrote a description for his then career-high of 30 back in his rookie season. “Let us take a moment and reflect on the dismal failure that was the Pistons’ season. Remember: this was…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns 25 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
Sam Mitchell: destroying Karl-Anthony Towns for his own perverse gain? Ha! You have been fooled by devious opening sentence. This is an instance of what is termed “clickbait”. I don’t really believe what I wrote, and I’m not even going to address it in the whole rest of this description. You might be angry, but…
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