December 2015 – Page 14

Nikola Mirotic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Is there something wrong with Nikola Mirotic this year? Or is there something wrong with Fred Hoiberg? Because it has to be one of the two. One of the two has to be to blame for Nikola’s semi-struggles this year. Blame must be allocated. To one or both of them. It’s easy to say Fred…

Damjan Rudez 11 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

I tried, bros. I tried my best. But sometimes, my best isn’t just good enough. Every video I make should be at least a minute long. Any shorter, and it becomes a question of whether the performance is even worth watching. And this one featuring “The Croatian Curry” falls a full ten seconds short. While…

Jeff Green 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

Inside Jeff Green’s brain, a small red blob labeled “star potential” is held prisoner. No matter how often it tries to escape from the isolated lobe of grey matter in which it resides, it simply cannot. If only Star Potential could free itself, it could visit every area of Jeff’s mind, allowing him to use…

Luis Scola 22 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

Basketball can get boring sometimes, you know? Just a bunch of dudes trying to manipulate a sphere into a hole, is what it pretty much boils down to. When you start thinking that way about your beloved game, that’s when you need to create your own fun while watching. What I try to do is…

Rodney Hood 23 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

You prowlin’ through town You feeling’ the need To hit some guy up Purchase some weed If you be in Utah, The guy’s called Rodney Hood There are times when it’s cool to get a boner But if those times are when seeing naked dude You might be gay Growin’ and mowin’ Pimpin’ and sippin’…

Jahlil Okafor 23 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2015)

The NBA official YouTube account just uploaded a video that had some sweet Kareem Abdul-Jabbar post moves contained within. I love KAJ. Greatest of all time, GOAT if you will, if you want my opinion. And I’m not even being funny or sarcastic or anything. Michael Jordan can lick Kareem’s nutsack, if you want another…

Jabari Parker 19 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Hypothetically, how would Jabari Parker feel after being benched for scrublord Michael Carter-Williams during the whole fourth quarter in a Bucks’ hypothetical upset win over the streaking Warriors, a win that would have been hypothetically caused, in part, due to his excellent play in the first three quarters? This is all hypothetical. I bet he…

Greg Monroe 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

DownToBuck is all about honesty. He never tells lies and he never perpetuates false rumors. Everything he says is firmly grounded in factual facts. He even features a so-called “DTB’s Honesty Hour” in his descriptions, such is the depth and solidity of his honesty. So believe him when he says this: I was so hyped…

Kyle O’Quinn 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Kyle “The Irish Black Santa” O’Quinn would normally have to score more than fourteen points to be honored with a highlight video. However, it is unclear to me whether he will be able to top this performance while wearing a Knicks uniform. With the break-out of Kristaps Porzingis and the unfortunate presences of Kevin Seraphin…

J.J. Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Every time I’m tempted to call J.J. Barea a manlet, which is an almost hourly occurrence, I have to remind myself that he did once dunk a basketball. There is low-quality pregame video evidence proving it. There’s also higher quality video evidence of him easily grabbing the rim. It’s just that his manlet hands are…