Is it wrong to think that Carl Landry could put up 20 and 10 if he were simply put in the right situation? Him and J.J. Hickson. 20 points and 10 rebounds per night, made possible by playing on a team that is the perfect fit. I don’t think that’s unreasonable. The 76ers are, apparently,…
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Kenneth Faried 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/6/2016)
Another year, the same Kenneth Faried. I don’t think anyone was really expecting him to add anything to his game this season; if they were, they were being wildly optimistic. He shot a few threes last year in contrast to this year where he’s only shot one, so if anything you could say that he…
Read MoreDavid Lee 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/6/2016)
It’s hard to know why I started typing all these words in the description box. The practice began with my first video, and the descriptions have only gotten more and more outlandish over time, so that by now I have a couple continuing storylines dispensed in 5000-character chunks, to say nothing of all the individual…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
This is what happens when Kristaps Porzingis doesn’t play. The Knicks win. I don’t even know who this “Porzingis” guy is; I’m just reading off the box-score here where it says his leg is contused. Honestly the only things I know about him are he’s tall and he’s the reason the Knicks suck. The only…
Read MoreShane Larkin 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
I think that I’m probably setting some kind of record by making five highlight videos from the same team on the same night. If Guinness world records doesn’t keep track of this record, they should start soon because I just set it. Maybe I can even go on that TV show they have where people…
Read MoreThomas Robinson Career High 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
If you’re a fifth overall pick and your career high is eighteen points, that can only mean one thing: you’re a bust. And at this point, Thomas Robinson isn’t even the Evan Turner kind of bust where they still play an important role even if they’re never going to live up to their draft slot….
Read MoreWillie Reed 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Willie “Not Willis” Reed looks a lot like Greg Monroe. It’s almost uncanny. When I turned this game on and saw his face, my first thought was “sweet we finally traded that ballhog to the Nets”. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to just be some random backup big thrust into the starting role…
Read MoreMarkel Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
That little voice in my head keeps being right. I was all set to write “Career High” in the title of my last Markel Brown vid, where he scored a then career high 21 points. I was this close to doing it. My left pinkie was on the shift key, and my left index finger…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Take THAT, Father Time! If he thinks he can take out Manu Ginobili with nothing more than big ol’ kick right in the nuts, he’s got another thing coming. Not only did Manu not retire, he came back in only a few weeks and put up 22 points in 15 minutes in his return! This…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Is this the first time ever that a team has fielded a lineup composed entirely of scrubs in a game not occurring at the very end of the season? Because there’s still like a quarter of the season left, and the Nets just trotted out the most baffling collection of players I’ve ever bore witness…
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