I’m really impressed by Dante Exum. He still isn’t taking any midrange shots, which are the bread and butter of any efficient NBA player, but his outside shot is coming along nicely. Also his ACL’s are both intact. There appears to be a psychic connection between Exum and countryman Joe Ingles, evidenced by the prescient…
Read MoreMonth: December 2014
Kawhi Leonard 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)
Am I Kawhi? Uguu~
Read MoreJordan Farmar 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2014)
“There he goes. He always said he was going to do it one day,” Blake Griffin said, looking up at the distant speck in the sky. “I’m going to miss him,” Glen Davis replied, also looking at the same far-away figure. “He was just a chill dude through and through.” Chris Douglas-Roberts walked out of…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/15/2014)
DeAndre Jordan is not known for his offensive repertoire. In fact, he is known for the opposite; it is common knowledge that he can not do anything other than catch lobs. He makes it work, and he thinks he’s going to get max money because of it, so either his agent is feeding him bull…
Read MoreKyle Anderson 15 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)
If I were really creative I would have slowed down these highlights to half their normal speed. Get it? Because his nickname is Slow Mo? HAHAHAHAHA. WOOOO. Maybe I did and you can’t even tell. That nickname is earned, definitely. However unfast his performance may have been, Kyle Anderson impressed me with his interior game….
Read MoreBen Gordon 16 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)
One of the most head-scratching contracts of the season was given out by the Orlando Magic, when they signed Ben Gordon to a 2-year, 9 million dollar deal. Not as bad as it seems, since the second year isn’t guaranteed, but come on. That’s a lot of dough for a known cancerous chucker. Like most…
Read MoreNerlens Noel Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)
Fresh off one of the worst performances of the season for any player (0 for 8, 5 turnovers), Nerlens Noel decided that enough was enough, and he was going to score some points. Somehow. He doesn’t have the greatest arsenal of offensive moves at this point, though this video would do a good job convincing…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)
Kelly Olynyk looked at the instrument with awe. He had imagined something like this only in his wildest fantasms, yet here it was, resplendent in its own glory. It seemed a bit out of place, here, at Kamloops Mega Storage, a far cry from the sun-dappled hillsides which he had imagined, but what did it…
Read MoreDante Cunningham 13 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)
Dante “Crafty Pork” Cunningham found himself out of the league for a little bit while he dealt with some false domestic abuse charges. Well, soon he might again find himself out of a job once the cops get wind of his fondness for “defender abuse”. I actually called up the local police and told them…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton 10 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)
“Ten points isn’t really enough for highlights,” the inner voice says to me as I scroll through all of the day’s performers on Basketball-Reference. “Find somebody else.” Then, before I can stop it, even before I realize what my own hands are doing, I’m gathering clips from the Heat-Bulls game. “What are you doing, man?”…
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