The title of the video says “3 Dunks”, but let’s be honest with ourselves here. Not all dunks are created equal. A big man catching it under the basket and hopping two inches into the air to deposit the rock is not as exciting as Gerald Green catching it at the three point line, upfaking,…
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Rudy Gobert 12 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
Rudy Gobert slid. His large frame, not well-suited for this type of activity, sped down the hill at breakneck speed. The inner-tube which conveyed him groaned under the weight of the sledding NBA player. Rudy himself had his eyes clenched tight. He had vague recollections of tobogganing as a child in France, idyllic scenes involving…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
Wow, a good game for Nik Stauskas! Double-figure scoring, it took him way less time than Anthony Bennett! In fact, this was such a nice performance that I will refrain from using my “Nik Sucksass” nickname for him, given that it does not currently describe the quality of his play. Many have been waiting for…
Read MoreJerome Jordan 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
I still remember vividly the 2010 NBA draft. Such excitement. Just like every draft, there were promises of superstardom at the top. Derrick Williams? Evan Turner? Ekpe Udoh? Surefire All-Stars. The Bucks lucked into Larry Sanders all the way at the 15th slot, and I was happy. Despite the incredible talent at the top, there…
Read MoreAl Horford 25 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2014)
I’m getting really fed up with how much you guys don’t appreciate Al Horford. What’s wrong with him? Does he not dunk it enough? This guy was an All-Star at one point, yet he always gets left off of “top 5 centers in the NBA” lists. Yeah, I went there. I’m not even being sarcastic…
Read MoreJosh McRoberts 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/7/2014)
Josh “McRawbits” McRoberts isn’t doing all that well since he left Charlotte. Meanwhile, Charlotte isn’t doing that well since McRoberts left them. Was not re-signing McBobs this year’s biggest offseason blunder? Not quite. Let’s take a look at some bigger ones: -Pistons didn’t trade Greg Monroe, now SVG plays Josh Smith at PF and brings…
Read MoreCourtney Lee 17 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)
Five games into the Grizzlies season, I made Courtney Lee highlights. In the description, I predicted that the Grizzlies would win all 82 games and set an unbeatable regular season record. This seemed like a fair prediction to make, since they were 5-0 at the time. Lee has kept up his level of play, but…
Read MoreAlonzo Gee 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/7/2014)
Alonzo “Geesus” Gee, as recently as two years ago, started all 82 games for the Cavaliers. The mere thought of it wrecks my head. The Geesus is good for energy and dunks off the bench, but the Cavs that year must have been suffering for SF’s if they played him thirty minutes per game. But…
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 20 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)
YouTube is entreating me to write a description for this video. I don’t know why I would do such a thing; The video title contains enough information as it is, and basketball highlights are self-explanatory in their nature.
Read MoreWilson Chandler 29 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)
I have a hypothesis about Wilson Chandler: he has no fans at all. There is not a single person who craves Wilson Chandler highlights above all others, who is a fan of the Nuggets solely because of his presence, or who owns his journey un-ironically. Wilson Chandler himself does not count. Neither does his mama,…
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